a few things girls need to realize in 2013

BigDnSW

OK...

sukiwabi

1. just because you "LIFT" does not make you joan of arc all of a sudden
you will still be judged by your attitude toward the world
so if you stick your nose up at the girls going to zumba class because you chose to deadlift with the bros
you are an awful person and 'zumba suzy' enjoys life more than you, and thus will find a better husband
2. do not flatter yourself by using the word "creeper"
im just saying hello. im just taking a quick peek at your butt and going on with my day.
its really not that big of a deal to warrant the creeper accusation
please understand girls that I surf the internet 4-8 hours a day and perfect 10s on the computer are my only outlet.
flash back to reality...I've never had consensual sex... and you havent seen creeper yet
3. flip flops still dont go with dresses. good day.

I fixed #2 for you. Good day. *snort*

NathanFronk

I fixed #2 for you. Good day. *snort*

Awesome

catneon

Dear men at the gym,
1. I'll smile back at you, once. The fifth time you stare and smile is a bit much.
2. Quit looking around the gym to see how many people are admiring your bod. Focus on getting the job done and stop being conceited. No one cares.
3. wear shorts below the knee, please.
4. I will wear my damn flippy floppies if i choose to.

^ THIS

1. Then stop batting your eyelashes and playing with your hair! It's interfering with my squat form. Never mind, I have to "make love" to the iron.

2. I care. I'm madly in love with myself. Oooo, wait, "selfie" time . . .

3. So you're saying no yellow speedos? What about on Fridays? Where do you stand on back hair? Do I really need to shower? Is kissing our biceps and blowing kisses really as sexy as we think?

4. I got nothing. Flip flops FTW

QFT!!!Awesome!

RichOC

1. just because you "LIFT" does not make you joan of arc all of a sudden
you will still be judged by your attitude toward the world
so if you stick your nose up at the girls going to zumba class because you chose to deadlift with the bros
you are an awful person and 'zumba suzy' enjoys life more than you, and thus will find a better husband
2. do not flatter yourself by using the word "creeper"
im just saying hello. im just taking a quick peek at your butt and going on with my day.
its really not that big of a deal to warrant the creeper accusation
please understand girls that I surf the internet 4-8 hours a day and perfect 10s on the computer are my only outlet.
flash back to reality...I've never had consensual sex... and you havent seen creeper yet
3. flip flops still dont go with dresses. good day.

I fixed #2 for you. Good day. *snort*

Hahahaha!

yourenotmine

I think OP needs to realize that in 2013, not every girl is looking for a husband. Also, who references Joan of Arc?!

And back off the flip-flops.

tuckerrj

I fear you're all victims of an expert troll!