Best way to aproche a man?

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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    jennmpantoja wrote: »
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    I was at a bar and a woman sat on my jacket. I asked her if I could grab that jacket, and she turned around and licked my ear. If you are hot, you could try that. She wasn't hot. She shouldn't have tried that. I still have nightmares.

    Did you shower quickly??!! Oh my gosh EWWW

    I just drank a lot more. Alcohol kills germs, right?

  • jennmpantoja
    jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    jennmpantoja wrote: »
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    I was at a bar and a woman sat on my jacket. I asked her if I could grab that jacket, and she turned around and licked my ear. If you are hot, you could try that. She wasn't hot. She shouldn't have tried that. I still have nightmares.

    Did you shower quickly??!! Oh my gosh EWWW

    I just drank a lot more. Alcohol kills germs, right?

    LOL!! I'm sure, no alcohol does not kill germs, Lol!! :D
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    kchuskey wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    I was at a bar and a woman sat on my jacket. I asked her if I could grab that jacket, and she turned around and licked my ear. If you are hot, you could try that. She wasn't hot. She shouldn't have tried that. I still have nightmares.

    Omg!! One time about 10 years ago I asked this guy at the bar a question and he leaned down ( I'm a hobbit) and very gently bit my neck right under my ear. I didn't know wether to punch him or climb him like a spider monkey : :# unfortunately for me he had to leave with his friends BUT we are fb friends and I call him Edward.

    So men if your hot you could try the love bite thing and see what happens B)

    You probably just contributed to at least 5 dudes getting arrested tonight. ..lol

    Whoops!!! :#
  • empireman85
    empireman85 Posts: 114 Member
    Eye contact with a smile. You'll have 99% of guys attention at hello!!

    It's just not a challenge for you gals.
  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    empireman85 wrote: »
    Eye contact with a smile. You'll have 99% of guys attention at hello!!

    It's just not a challenge for you gals.

    Adele: Hello!
    Taylor Swift left the group.
    Katy Perry left the group.
    Sia left the group.
    Ellie Goulding left the group.
    Meghan Trainor left the group.
    Justin: Hahaha cowards!
    Adele:Hello
    Justin left the group
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Ha ha thats funny
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Peter_Brady wrote: »
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    Wish I could easily do that! LOLOLOL!
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    For a woman to approach a man would sound easy. Like with my now boyfriend, we met at the bar & I just looked over to his food.
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 909 Member
    "hi."
  • Sharkbite2016
    Sharkbite2016 Posts: 20 Member
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    Since we had a similar thread of approaching women, I thought it would be fun on your thoughts on approaching men as well. In this day and age i think we can get over the typical gender stereo types, so lets hear it.

    Ask him if he will donkey punch you.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,984 Member
    Walk toward him in your best Victorias Secret runway strut, then squeeze his junk and whisper "Want my home phone number?"
  • Sharkbite2016
    Sharkbite2016 Posts: 20 Member
    Pull down his pants and then *kitten* into them.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
    From behind with a big knife.
  • ROFLwaffle82
    ROFLwaffle82 Posts: 205 Member
    Naked, holding a beer.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    From behind with a big knife.
    How's that working for you?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I like to slip a tracking device on guys I'm into so I can find the most "opportune" time. Low-jack has a real purpose, friends.

    In all seriousness, a smile and hi has worked for me way back in the day.
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :( fear of getting rejected
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Ms_Sicilian wrote: »
    im honestly to shy to just walk up to a guy im interested :( fear of getting rejected

    With those eyes, you would so not get rejected!

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