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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • DunkinAndDeadliftsDunkinAndDeadlifts Member Posts: 60 Member Member Posts: 60 Member
    When I was young I thought the rumble strips on roads were for blind people. Today I wondered why my parents never corrected me for thinking that.
  • Analog_KidAnalog_Kid Member Posts: 780 Member Member Posts: 780 Member
    Attention All Managers: If everything is urgent, then nothing is urgent.
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,612 Member Member Posts: 19,612 Member
    I'm thinking that the Muffin Man must be a registered sex offender.

    I mean seriously, how else would he get the nickname 'Muffin Man', while everyone in the world knows his street address?
  • jamlochejamloche Member Posts: 106 Member Member Posts: 106 Member
    Step 1: Put about 4-oz of cool water into a cup. The water should be warmer than cold, but cooler than luke.
    Step 2: Put a butter knife into the water with the blade side sticking out.
    Step 3: Take as deep a breath as you can and hold it while you ...
    Step 4: Carefully drink the water down.

    Cures the hiccups every time. Nobody knows why ... it's a mystery of science.
  • vanityy99vanityy99 Member Posts: 2,362 Member Member Posts: 2,362 Member
    Why/how is it always the guys who have bare minimum ( which is fine if they’re content) and can barely take care of themselves always the first to offer to “take care of you” and say you won’t have to ever work.



  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member
  • HungrycatapilarHungrycatapilar Member Posts: 93 Member Member Posts: 93 Member
    Too soon to start wing chun again 🤔
  • vanityy99vanityy99 Member Posts: 2,362 Member Member Posts: 2,362 Member
    See what happens when you get out of line? you end hurting your own damn feelings 🤣. Be good ☝️Or be good at it 🤷‍♀️
    Now go back in the corner 🤫

  • 5ofseven5ofseven Member Posts: 795 Member Member Posts: 795 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    See what happens when you get out of line? you end hurting your own damn feelings 🤣. Be good ☝️Or be good at it 🤷‍♀️
    Now go back in the corner 🤫

    This is very bossy





    I like it
  • Miss_Chiev0us_Miss_Chiev0us_ Member Posts: 1,795 Member Member Posts: 1,795 Member
    Hatin *kitten* ain't happy and happy *kitten* don't hate ❤
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,703 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,703 Member
    Happy International Day of Awesomeness Everyone 😃
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,612 Member Member Posts: 19,612 Member
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