Random Thought For the Day

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    edited March 23
    Moved to a different topic. Better fit. Carry on wayward son. And daughters.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables tasted like chocolate.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    So, i was just interacting with my company "AI" algorithm on some "deep thinking" logic problems and i think i broke her... " I thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasn't the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much"

    hmmm I wonder if "Freud" makes digital house calls?
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 6,555 Member
    In my mind, these lines from Nothing Ever Goes As Planned by Styx:

    You're so together, you act so civilized
    But every time that things go wrong, you're still surprised.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    I don't want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you
  • ChillTheBathWater
    ChillTheBathWater Posts: 32 Member
    edited March 29
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    (hmmm my decent into insanity continues)
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 6,555 Member
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.

    Ok, so I googled it. At first it was Anonymous :) but then it was Alan Greenspan.

    Kinda takes the magic out of it? :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    @yukfoo I'm kind of liking your insanity phase. :)
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 6,540 Member
    edited March 29
    Yesterday weather forecast=snow In the North, 90 degrees in the South. Today weather forecast=widespread, possibly severe, thunderstorms, fire warnings west because it’s so dry. “Oklahoma, is this a great state or what?”
  • ChillTheBathWater
    ChillTheBathWater Posts: 32 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.

    Ok, so I googled it. At first it was Anonymous :) but then it was Alan Greenspan.

    Kinda takes the magic out of it? :)

    I didn't consider it a magical statement, just amusing... but with that logic, does Google takes the magic out of your world?
  • fatty2begone
    fatty2begone Posts: 234 Member
    If spring birds are singing, why is there still snow on the ground?
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,468 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

    I 💜 you 🤗
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

    I 💜 you 🤗

    Awww just when i thought my day couldn't get any better ….I 💜 you 🤗 2 Jo
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 6,370 Member
    I can’t believe that eventually it doesn’t get old.
    Sooner or later even the funniest jokes lose their punch.

  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    Time to have my 4 beers and a margarita
  • SeaShellHunter
    SeaShellHunter Posts: 46 Member
    This could technically also be posted in the songs currently listening to thread. But since this is a lasting random stuck in my head thought.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 864 Member
    Personal observation...

    Dogs have masters. Cats have staff