Why is being a stripper bad?

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Too bad imagine the story
    And you coukd have offered the OP some tips
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Break_You wrote: »
    I once saw a stripper fart out lollipops on the main stage

    having trouble understanding this and afraid to google image search it

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Break_You wrote: »
    I once saw a stripper fart out lollipops on the main stage

    having trouble understanding this and afraid to google image search it

    Just remember, what is seen cannot be unseen.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    😲...wow back in the day this place was crazy
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    🧟
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    😲...wow back in the day this place was crazy
    Glad they cleaned this place up a bit. Hmph.

    May the pearls forever go unclutched.

    (toasts to that with Martinelli's)
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,370 Member
    But did the OP ever realize her dream of becoming a classy, cute-clothed stripper/dancer?
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Pole dancer ...that stays clothed.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I recognized a handful of posters
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    jacksonpt wrote: »
    Good lord... this thread is still going???

    Good lord... This thread got necro'd after four years of being dead.

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    MFP runs like *kitten*. I'm willing to bet that if they deleted some old threads it'd not only prevent things like this from coming back to life. But, it'd also improve performance
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    I would love to be a stripper but my age, job and husband prevent it lmao!
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    I just want stripper skills
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    2016 was really a much simpler and wholesome time
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  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 585 Member
    This thread is cracking me up.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Why is being a stripper bad?

    I realize I'm replying to a zombie thread

    Being a stripper isn't bad - never has been, never will be - it's a service desired

    ...being a debt collector, present day, COVID-19, is an awful predicament to be in now, I imagine
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    2016 was really a much simpler and wholesome time
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    you before I knew you!
    Solid advice!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX wrote: »
    jacksonpt wrote: »
    Good lord... this thread is still going???

    Good lord... This thread got necro'd after four years of being dead.

    tzum689z6xid.jpg

    MFP runs like *kitten*. I'm willing to bet that if they deleted some old threads it'd not only prevent things like this from coming back to life. But, it'd also improve performance

    Isn’t that a really old comment you’re quoting? 😁
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX wrote: »
    jacksonpt wrote: »
    Good lord... this thread is still going???

    Good lord... This thread got necro'd after four years of being dead.

    tzum689z6xid.jpg

    MFP runs like *kitten*. I'm willing to bet that if they deleted some old threads it'd not only prevent things like this from coming back to life. But, it'd also improve performance

    Isn’t that a really old comment you’re quoting? 😁

    It is, and was very fitting ;)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Was it a troll thread tho?

    Ima say yes...entertainment at its finest

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