What's on your mind?

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 8,786 Member
    I was just remembering when my son’s bike was stolen once.
    I saw the boys walk by the house before it disappeared so I got in my car and found them.
    Sure enough there they were with his new bike.
    I slammed to stop, got out of my car screaming cuss words at them.
    You little*****get that *******bike in my *******trunk and don’t even think about walking past my house again you little *************!
    They quickly put the bike in my trunk.
    They were scared ****less.

    When you are at a disadvantage or unsure if you have the strength or courage……just act crazy. 😝
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 12,480 Member
    I was just remembering when my son’s bike was stolen once.
    I saw the boys walk by the house before it disappeared so I got in my car and found them.
    Sure enough there they were with his new bike.
    I slammed to stop, got out of my car screaming cuss words at them.
    You little*****get that *******bike in my *******trunk and don’t even think about walking past my house again you little *************!
    They quickly put the bike in my trunk.
    They were scared ****less.

    When you are at a disadvantage or unsure if you have the strength or courage……just act crazy. 😝
    Note to self... "When you are at a disadvantage... crazy." Solid advice. Got it.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,074 Member
    I was just remembering when my son’s bike was stolen once.
    I saw the boys walk by the house before it disappeared so I got in my car and found them.
    Sure enough there they were with his new bike.
    I slammed to stop, got out of my car screaming cuss words at them.
    You little*****get that *******bike in my *******trunk and don’t even think about walking past my house again you little *************!
    They quickly put the bike in my trunk.
    They were scared ****less.

    When you are at a disadvantage or unsure if you have the strength or courage……just act crazy. 😝

    You kiss your mama with that mouth?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 8,786 Member
    @cmsienk
    I have to admit, I was in my 20s at the time, fueled by my anger and I was pretty tough back then.
    😀
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 8,786 Member
    @glassyo

    I know! I think that’s what freaked them out, that an adult was using that language with them.
    They were about 12-13.
    I doubt I’d use the same language today but you never know, depends how mad I get. 😂
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    y’all ever get friend requests and have to go thru your post history to see what kinky *kitten* triggered them

    I make one post about fixing a garbage disposal and BAM so many FR’s

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,742 Member
    Getting kids up for school on the first day of the week makes me want to murder people
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    edited October 2022
    Getting kids up for school on the first day of the week makes me want to murder people

    I can relate 😅 I start to sound like a monster after I tell her to wake up 3 times..
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    y’all ever get friend requests and have to go thru your post history to see what kinky *kitten* triggered them

    Nope, can't relate. Pretty sure I don't get any because of my posts
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 4,558 Member
    Getting kids up for school on the first day of the week makes me want to murder people

    Omg right!! I'll think mine is getting up only to have to come back up to find him still fast asleep. Ugh
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,742 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 4,558 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.

    Most Canadians aren't from Toronto and seem to like to claim people say it incorrectly. I have now said it 59 times and I think I say Tronno. As someone who lives in Toronto, who's parents were born and raised in Toronto I can tell you we really don't care how you pronounce it. As long as you realize we ARE the centre of the universe that's all that matters
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 4,558 Member
    Totally forgot it's Tuesday which means I'm going skating!!! So excited to get back to sort of normal stuff
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,742 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.

    Most Canadians aren't from Toronto and seem to like to claim people say it incorrectly. I have now said it 59 times and I think I say Tronno. As someone who lives in Toronto, who's parents were born and raised in Toronto I can tell you we really don't care how you pronounce it. As long as you realize we ARE the centre of the universe that's all that matters
    😂 noted
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 4,558 Member
    I vowed to not cook today but I'm just making soup cause why not? My mom has a cold so I will take her the soup although I'm kinda hoping she doesn't want it cause it's really good
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,056 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    edited October 2022
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Well, I am almost turned on reading that so..🤷‍♀️ 🤣

    Did he tongue punch that thing? Tell me more😆
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,742 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,056 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Well, I am almost turned on reading that so..🤷‍♀️ 🤣

    Did he tongue punch that thing? Tell me more😆
    Dead 😂😆

    He was def putting on a show...he sold me on the jelly donut 🤤
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,056 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!