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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 920 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 920 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆

    If only they had a banana at the counter! I'd be so late for work today 😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    edited October 11
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆

    If only they had a banana at the counter! I'd be so late for work today 😂

    Or a juicy peach😬😆
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    No, not wrong. You probably made his day
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 920 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an ild man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    How old is old? There's a cut off 😂

    When I was 17 I seduced a straw in front of my crush.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    edited October 11
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an ild man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    How old is old? There's a cut off 😂

    When I was 17 I seduced a straw in front of my crush.
    I was in my 20s and he looked pretty *kitten* old to me. Like, old enough that I could’ve easily out run him if he had decided to make a lunge.

    In front of your crush? I have never been that brave
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.

    I've heard this said before but never in my life have I heard anyone say Toronto that way. I've only heard people pronounce both Ts

    In my accent it definitely has three syllables
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆

    If only they had a banana at the counter! I'd be so late for work today 😂

    Or a juicy peach😬😆

    Call Me by Your Name ruined peaches for me

    I've never watched that but I just watched the "peach scene" on YouTube.

    😳
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    Ok but imagine you pull some stunt like that & it turns out later you actually have to interact with that person like at work or something?
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,558 Member
    Clearly not laundry. I forgot my sheets in the washer. 🤬
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    Clearly not laundry. I forgot my sheets in the washer. 🤬
    The worst is when you forget all day that you never made the bed back up & now it’s bedtime & you can’t go to bed yet because of your own incompetence.
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 920 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    Ok but imagine you pull some stunt like that & it turns out later you actually have to interact with that person like at work or something?

    Or grandma invites you to Christmas dinner and introduces you to her new fling and you find out it's lollipop guy?! Uh ohhh.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    Ok but imagine you pull some stunt like that & it turns out later you actually have to interact with that person like at work or something?

    Or grandma invites you to Christmas dinner and introduces you to her new fling and you find out it's lollipop guy?! Uh ohhh.

    😂 i’d die

    “you keep my secret, I’ll keep yours.”

  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    Ok but imagine you pull some stunt like that & it turns out later you actually have to interact with that person like at work or something?

    Oh yea. Way ahead of you... 🥵

    Yea, totally awkward!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    Ok but imagine you pull some stunt like that & it turns out later you actually have to interact with that person like at work or something?

    Oh yea. Way ahead of you... 🥵

    Yea, totally awkward!

    Much better when everything stays completely anonymous
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 3,195 Member
    edited October 11
    Now I’m going to obsess that I insulted a dog during a conversation about kitten size. 🤦‍♀️