What's sexy about YOU?

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  • scottyp65
    scottyp65 Posts: 261 Member
    My eybrow
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    I'm a sparkly vampire
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    My cold, dead eyes

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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    My cold, dead eyes

    Like those pop figures or tin tin
  • cassieb167
    cassieb167 Posts: 11 Member
    I gotta say my eyes!
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    My cold, dead eyes

    Like those pop figures or tin tin

    :lol: more like those dolls with buttons for eyes

    Oh a little coraline-ey
  • I can kick a 40yd field goal.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    My feelings
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    My cold, dead eyes

    I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE EMBALMING TABLE!!!

    I came here to say something witty... Well, *kitten* it. You win! Can't really top that one.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited July 2017
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

  • I once ate an entire Crave Case from White Castle
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    My ability to assume the look of the "The Crave Case from White Castle" :#
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

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    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on

    I confess that i really want to lick your face now(in the least creepy way)
    My cold, dead eyes

    Like those pop figures or tin tin

    :lol: more like those dolls with buttons for eyes

    Oh a little coraline-ey

    I feel like a fake if I don't let you know that I had to look up all three of those things

    That is totally okay but you should deffinately read coraline
  • gainzmummy17
    gainzmummy17 Posts: 24 Member
    All in the eyes
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

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  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Idk
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

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    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

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