What's sexy about YOU?
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My eybrow1
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I'm a sparkly vampire1
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »My cold, dead eyes
Like those pop figures or tin tin1 -
I gotta say my eyes!1
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »My cold, dead eyes
Like those pop figures or tin tin
more like those dolls with buttons for eyes
Oh a little coraline-ey1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »My cold, dead eyes
I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE EMBALMING TABLE!!!5 -
I can kick a 40yd field goal.2
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My feelings0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »My cold, dead eyes
I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE EMBALMING TABLE!!!
I came here to say something witty... Well, *kitten* it. You win! Can't really top that one.0 -
Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
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I once ate an entire Crave Case from White Castle0
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My ability to assume the look of the "The Crave Case from White Castle"2
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Vinehausen wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
HolyCoffeeAndContour wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.
Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad
I think you might be!
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this oneFireTurtle75 wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
Sigh.
I've been too vague.
He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.
I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.
Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.
Ok, I'm done. Carry on
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heidishmidi wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
HolyCoffeeAndContour wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.
Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad
I think you might be!
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this oneFireTurtle75 wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
Sigh.
I've been too vague.
He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.
I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.
Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.
Ok, I'm done. Carry onMeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »My cold, dead eyes
Like those pop figures or tin tin
more like those dolls with buttons for eyes
Oh a little coraline-ey
I feel like a fake if I don't let you know that I had to look up all three of those things
That is totally okay but you should deffinately read coraline0 -
All in the eyes0
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heidishmidi wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
HolyCoffeeAndContour wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.
Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad
I think you might be!
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this oneFireTurtle75 wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
Sigh.
I've been too vague.
He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.
I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.
Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.
Ok, I'm done. Carry on
You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.
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heidishmidi wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
HolyCoffeeAndContour wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.
Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad
I think you might be!
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this oneFireTurtle75 wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
Sigh.
I've been too vague.
He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.
I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.
Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.
Ok, I'm done. Carry on
so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?3 -
@Motorsheen wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
HolyCoffeeAndContour wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.
Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad
I think you might be!
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this oneFireTurtle75 wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
Sigh.
I've been too vague.
He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.
I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.
Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.
Ok, I'm done. Carry on
so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?
Hahaha!
I admit nothing.@Caporegiem wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
HolyCoffeeAndContour wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!
Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.
Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad
I think you might be!
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this oneFireTurtle75 wrote: »Vinehausen wrote: »
@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one
She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.
Sigh.
I've been too vague.
He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.
I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.
Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.
Ok, I'm done. Carry on
You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.
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Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.
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