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johnlreeb
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Clashing Clothes Day.
One of the things my ex used to say to me was "are you going to wear those together?"
Now I do and she doesn't.
National Peanut Brittle Day.
Probably best not celebrated on the way home from the dentist.
Warning: may be manufactured in a plant processing nuts.
Dental Drill Appreciation Day.
I'm so glad my new dentist uses an electric one.
National Spouses Day.
Why is this plural?
Australia Day Cockroach Races.
14 races today. Handicapping available. Miss Cocky will be named at 2:45 AEST.
Birthdays:
Ellen Lee DeGeneres, 59
Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, 62
Angela Yvonne Davis, 72
Robert George Uecker, 82
Bessie Coleman, 125
Douglas MacArthur, 137
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
One of the things my ex used to say to me was "are you going to wear those together?"
Now I do and she doesn't.
National Peanut Brittle Day.
Probably best not celebrated on the way home from the dentist.
Warning: may be manufactured in a plant processing nuts.
Dental Drill Appreciation Day.
I'm so glad my new dentist uses an electric one.
National Spouses Day.
Why is this plural?
Australia Day Cockroach Races.
14 races today. Handicapping available. Miss Cocky will be named at 2:45 AEST.
Birthdays:
Ellen Lee DeGeneres, 59
Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, 62
Angela Yvonne Davis, 72
Robert George Uecker, 82
Bessie Coleman, 125
Douglas MacArthur, 137
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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