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johnlreeb
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National Pre-school Fitness Day.
If your 5 year old can't do 50 push-ups and do a mile under 5 minutes, you are a bad parent.
National Punch The Clock Day.
If harming time pieces and your fist is your bowl of cherries, you need help that you won't find here.
Crapper Day.
He didn't invent it. He just had the right name at the right time. Calling it the Harrington doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Chocolate Cake Day.
Cindy!
Listen to Classical Music During Lunch Day.
Ain't gonna happen to my ears.
National Big Wig Day.
That's what America needs, big hair again.
https://youtu.be/5UOqr5nA1oY
Birthdays:
Spence Olchin, 48
Alan Cumming, OBE, 52
Nicholas Berkeley Mason, 73
Stephen Alan Weinberg, 75
Edward Smith, 167
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
If your 5 year old can't do 50 push-ups and do a mile under 5 minutes, you are a bad parent.
National Punch The Clock Day.
If harming time pieces and your fist is your bowl of cherries, you need help that you won't find here.
Crapper Day.
He didn't invent it. He just had the right name at the right time. Calling it the Harrington doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Chocolate Cake Day.
Cindy!
Listen to Classical Music During Lunch Day.
Ain't gonna happen to my ears.
National Big Wig Day.
That's what America needs, big hair again.
https://youtu.be/5UOqr5nA1oYBirthdays:
Spence Olchin, 48
Alan Cumming, OBE, 52
Nicholas Berkeley Mason, 73
Stephen Alan Weinberg, 75
Edward Smith, 167
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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National Pre-school Fitness Day.
If your 5 year old can't do 50 push-ups and do a mile under 5 minutes, you are a bad parent.
Good one John!!!
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