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johnlreeb
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February is Pull Your Sofa Off The Wall Month.
I want to know how it got up there.
Spunky Old Broads Month.
Get off that sofa on the wall, go to a singles' bar and have at it.
Creative Romance Month.
PJ's, sweats and flannel are not conducive to creativity.
Hula in the Coola Day.
Get your grass skirts, coconut bras, malos and leis. Take you shoes off. Play "Tiny Bubbles". Go outside and hula the cold away.
Working Naked Day.
This seems to fall on several days this month, possibly because you know you want to. You're just not brave enough.
National Serpent Day.
Take a lawyer to lunch.
Change Your Password Day.
Don't fret. You'll remember it...until you need it.
Birthdays:
Harry Edward Styles, 23
Ronda Jean Rousey, 30
Michael Carlyle Hall, 46
Paul Montgomery Shore, 48
Lisa Marie Presley, 49
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
I want to know how it got up there.
Spunky Old Broads Month.
Get off that sofa on the wall, go to a singles' bar and have at it.
Creative Romance Month.
PJ's, sweats and flannel are not conducive to creativity.
Hula in the Coola Day.
Get your grass skirts, coconut bras, malos and leis. Take you shoes off. Play "Tiny Bubbles". Go outside and hula the cold away.
Working Naked Day.
This seems to fall on several days this month, possibly because you know you want to. You're just not brave enough.
National Serpent Day.
Take a lawyer to lunch.
Change Your Password Day.
Don't fret. You'll remember it...until you need it.
Birthdays:
Harry Edward Styles, 23
Ronda Jean Rousey, 30
Michael Carlyle Hall, 46
Paul Montgomery Shore, 48
Lisa Marie Presley, 49
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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I was truly hoping that, coincidentally, today might be beet day.0
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William Clark Gable was born on February 1, 19011
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