What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

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  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    edited August 2017
    Not the dumbest thing ever, but worth a chuckle...

    Picking up a treat for mom at the drive thru, I ordered a strawberry cheesecake.

    Employee: Would you like anything else?
    Me: No, that's all
    Employee: Are you sure you don't want fries with that?

    Made me laugh for about an hour. I know offering add-ons is their job, but really? Next time I'm going to say: "Why, certainly! I'd love fries with my cheesecake. In fact, you know what else goes with fries? Burgers. So I'll take two of those. Better add an extra large soda to wash it all down."

    ETA: "Oh, yeah. Can I get a cheesecake with that?"