Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
😂
ETA: I truly appreciate the effort
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
😂
ETA: I truly appreciate the effort
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
I will if I can
Why in the world is everything suddenly unicorns...
I mean there everywhere 🤷🏽♂️...
Every stuffed animal is a unicorn, pajamas, books... Like everything they make for little girls now is all about unicorns...
Did I miss like a book or a movie or something? It's just out of nowhere 🤷🏽♂️
Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
😂
ETA: I truly appreciate the effort
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
I will if I can
Why in the world is everything suddenly unicorns...
I mean there everywhere 🤷🏽♂️...
Every stuffed animal is a unicorn, pajamas, books... Like everything they make for little girls now is all about unicorns...
Did I miss like a book or a movie or something? It's just out of nowhere 🤷🏽♂️
Watch out for the purple glitter pens too. They're next!
Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
😂
ETA: I truly appreciate the effort
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
I will if I can
Why in the world is everything suddenly unicorns...
I mean there everywhere 🤷🏽♂️...
Every stuffed animal is a unicorn, pajamas, books... Like everything they make for little girls now is all about unicorns...
Did I miss like a book or a movie or something? It's just out of nowhere 🤷🏽♂️
I don’t think this is new. I blame Lisa Frank. There does seem to be a kind of ironic resurgence though among people who grew up then.
I now imagine all the unicorns that have been around this whole time looking at me thinking... Who the hell is this guy?
And I'm like... Who the hell are these freaking unicorns 😂
Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
😂
ETA: I truly appreciate the effort
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
I will if I can
Why in the world is everything suddenly unicorns...
I mean there everywhere 🤷🏽♂️...
Every stuffed animal is a unicorn, pajamas, books... Like everything they make for little girls now is all about unicorns...
Did I miss like a book or a movie or something? It's just out of nowhere 🤷🏽♂️
Watch out for the purple glitter pens too. They're next!
Those sound awesome... I want several for work now lol
Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
She lies and she’s fickle
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
😂
ETA: I truly appreciate the effort
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
I will if I can
Why in the world is everything suddenly unicorns...
I mean there everywhere 🤷🏽♂️...
Every stuffed animal is a unicorn, pajamas, books... Like everything they make for little girls now is all about unicorns...
Did I miss like a book or a movie or something? It's just out of nowhere 🤷🏽♂️
Watch out for the purple glitter pens too. They're next!
Those sound awesome... I want several for work now lol
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Close your eyes, breath deeply and repeat after me...
"Ask your heart for guidance, ask your heart for guidance"
Okaaayyy....
Whatever decision you make, will ultimately be the decision you were meant to make... Fates already decided, time is an illusion and everything is happening at once....
So there are no mistakes in front of you, only destiny...
Better? 🤷🏽♂️
I know this ain't gonna solve your problems 😂, but hopefully make you feel a little better 💕
Wanna help me with a problem?
Don't worry, that's not a prelude to something dirty 😂
Why in the world is everything suddenly unicorns...
I mean there everywhere 🤷🏽♂️...
Every stuffed animal is a unicorn, pajamas, books... Like everything they make for little girls now is all about unicorns...
Did I miss like a book or a movie or something? It's just out of nowhere 🤷🏽♂️
Watch out for the purple glitter pens too. They're next!
I now imagine all the unicorns that have been around this whole time looking at me thinking... Who the hell is this guy?
And I'm like... Who the hell are these freaking unicorns 😂
Those sound awesome... I want several for work now lol
I have to admit they are fun .