Hey It's Eve, Share your favourite joke!

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  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 1,049 Member
    Why don't cannibals eat clowns?







    They taste funny!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Eve000123 wrote: »
    Hey guys, just thought we could have a bit of fun.. cheer each other up a bit by sharing some classic knock knock or dad jokes?

    Dads are like boomerangs.
    I hope.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"
    The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
    "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
    "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
    "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
    The man below says, "You must be in management."
    "I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
    "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    What's the difference between a thief and a gynecologist?

    A gynecologist checks sn-tches and a thief sn-tches checks. B)

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