What's your cheesiest pick up line

ryanthegreat314

Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte

activities1

Do you wash your clothes in windex cuz I can see myself in them.

beagletracks

How would you like to have cottage cheese thighs on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese wrapped around your waist?

beagletracks

Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.

beagletracks

hellvee wrote: »

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.

Exactly!

ryanthegreat314

I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

ryanthegreat314

So I umm cook AND do the dishes. *Hands over dry pair of panties

melindaHAM0902

ryanthegreat314 wrote: »

I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

Lol

nolan44219

*kitten* me if I'm wrong but I think you want to date me.

I don't know if this has been used ^

ryanthegreat314

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd bang you in the restroom

ryanthegreat314

For your eggs in the morning, do you prefer over easy or fertilized

ryanthegreat314

Hey I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest