You remind me of my ex-mother-in-law. Argumentative. Rude. Loud. Insulting others, then demanding an apology for your supposed hurt feelings. Thinks whoever has the last word is the winner. She has a good excuse, but no friends.
I'm not moving away from you due to the 2 metre restriction rules, I'm moving away because your breath smells like balls. Please go and fumigate your mouth.
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Did you......im just gona come right out and say this. Did you use a black sharpie?
Oh. You noticed 😬