Old people probs

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    striderb wrote: »
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.

    ...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.

    @DoubleUbea
    Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?

    OMG!! I remember Woolworths. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    I was just thinking about my favorite Nickle and Dime store.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    The most popular artist of today's youth seems to be a group named "autotuned"

    Don't forget iTunes. I hare they are great.
  • kds10
    kds10 Posts: 452 Member
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    wrinkles, chin hairs, etc.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
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    When the rock bands of your youth are now playing the free concerts on the state fair circuit.
  • lililomo
    lililomo Posts: 167 Member
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    Greta van fleet being glorified. please no. >:)
    because.... after all.... Led Zeppelin <3 .
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    When the rock bands of your youth are now playing the free concerts on the state fair circuit.

    .... or the banquet hall at a 50 year old Holiday Inn
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    You want to grab your baseball glove and go down to the ol' ballpark to watch a game of America's favoritie pastime but the cost of parking, hot dog, and an upper deck seat would eat up 80% of your social security check. So you park your dusty rear in the recliner and watch it on the tube while your wife berates you from the kitchen. The silver lining in all of this is your fear of death has lessened.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    bojack5 wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    You want to grab your baseball glove and go down to the ol' ballpark to watch a game of America's favoritie pastime but the cost of parking, hot dog, and an upper deck seat would eat up 80% of your social security check. So you park your dusty rear in the recliner and watch it on the tube while your wife berates you from the kitchen. The silver lining in all of this is your fear of death has lessened.

    I think somebody should build a sitcom around your thoughts.....you deliver on every post.
    kam26001 wrote: »
    You want to grab your baseball glove and go down to the ol' ballpark to watch a game of America's favoritie pastime but the cost of parking, hot dog, and an upper deck seat would eat up 80% of your social security check. So you park your dusty rear in the recliner and watch it on the tube while your wife berates you from the kitchen. The silver lining in all of this is your fear of death has lessened.

    :'( this was beautiful
    Aw, shucks. Thank you both. 😥

  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    You get your first white hair.
  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    You get your first white hair.

    ...in a place where you shouldn't have hair.

    And you don't have hair in places you should.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    You just can't bite your tongue anymore when surrounded by stupidity.
  • MagnumOpus1
    MagnumOpus1 Posts: 161 Member
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    Stretching & Pilates is your friend.

    String core & *kitten* for the win
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I have pain relivers everywhere.
  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    I have pain relivers everywhere.

    Right next to my reading glasses, AKA "cheaters"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    When y'can't tear the damned candy bags open 'cause your grip sucks and all your shakin' make the bag of Worther's sound like a dime-store maraca...