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  • 2Racks2Racks Member Posts: 3,139 Member Member Posts: 3,139 Member
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    I am the one on the right (with the green eyes)

    Looking good! Great user name by the way 🤣
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 1,844 Member Member Posts: 1,844 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    Lookit what I found @slimgirljo15
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 250,392 Member Member Posts: 250,392 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
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    Lookit what I found @slimgirljo15

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    I owe you 😉
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,259 Member Member Posts: 8,259 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
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    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
  • MaltedTeaMaltedTea Member, Premium Posts: 3,415 Member Member, Premium Posts: 3,415 Member
    But that smirk though 😏

    All ribbing aside, nice to see you @iMago
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 250,392 Member Member Posts: 250,392 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Nevermind.. we're all the same height laying down 😁
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 1,844 Member Member Posts: 1,844 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    I love you 😂
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 1,844 Member Member Posts: 1,844 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Your appropriately sized short man heart?
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,259 Member Member Posts: 8,259 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Your appropriately sized short man heart?

    you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 1,844 Member Member Posts: 1,844 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Your appropriately sized short man heart?

    you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at

    But if you miss the nail because a thumb gets in the way then the size of the what are we doing here
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 8,749 Member Member Posts: 8,749 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    everyone rn

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    You used it!!😂🙌
  • brustmannzweibrustmannzwei Member Posts: 1,124 Member Member Posts: 1,124 Member
    Or so I'm told, throughout many states and a country or two...

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    Personaly, I think I'm much more handsome but for a dude he's OK. No homo.
    edited August 31
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