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  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 873Member Member Posts: 873Member Member
    Parking accident involving alien ambassadors
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,047Member Member Posts: 1,047Member Member
    He was writing his memoirs using only a chicken leg bone and some tin foil while sitting on a park bench under a tree. Suddenly, a bolt of lighting shot down from the sky and electrocuted him. His memoirs sold for sixty eight cents later that year.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    Spontaneous combustion.. all that was left was 3 teeth of the 4 she had in her head, a foot with a bunny slipper on it and 3 fingers
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 488Member Member Posts: 488Member Member
    Vigorously worked out with shake weights. She shook so hard in fact, that her neck snapped.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    Swimming with great whites without a cage was not his smartest move.. on the other hand he did enjoy an Aussie beach for a short time.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 8,501Member Member Posts: 8,501Member Member
    During a rousing game of double dutch, she tripped over the jump rope and fell and hit her head. She was rushed to the hospital but the doctor wasn't there. She succumbed to her injuries hours later while hospital staff desperately tried phoning the doctor.

    Rumor has it, he was out on a date.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    She succumbed to the deadly giraffe virus Ickiusthroatus.. first case in history of that virus crossing species.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,047Member Member Posts: 1,047Member Member
    She saw a handsome fella sit at the table across from her at the bakery shoppe. She lifted up her donut, and while waggling her eyebrows at him, she stuck her finger in and out of the donut hole in a suggestive manner. Suddenly her finger got stuck in the donut. She tried to pull it out but she couldn't. We don't know why. Instead of just calmly eating the donut to free her finger, she panicked...while still waggling her eyebrows. She started moaning about her finger but everyone thought she was just re-enacting that famous When Harry Met Sally movie scene, so nobody went to help her. She finally got up from the table, moaning and waving her arms around, knocking things off of the tables around her. Someone thought she was dancing so they started to play music for her...Flight of the Bumblebee. As she is waggling her eyebrows, trying to pull her finger out of the donut, moaning, waving her arms around and knocking things off of the tables she made her way to the exit. Everyone in the restaurant got to their feet and cheered for her. She never knew their appreciation for her uncomfortable situation though because she had wandered into the street right into the path of the OG harley club. (everyone knows OG stands for old geezer). They just happened to be feeling their oats today and were pressing the limit and a very respectable seven miles per hour. They raced right through her, never even noticing. However, to this day, one of the OG's still comments about their legendary seven mile per hour speed race. He says he was going so fast he tasted donut.
  • s131951s131951 Posts: 217Member Member Posts: 217Member Member
    Spent decades perfecting creatures in her lab to bring DOOM to life. Ran through the labyrinth she had created nude in awe and full of confidence of her safety. Unfortunately, she had only played with the god cheat code.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 488Member Member Posts: 488Member Member
    Id like to say it was an especially interesting and unique death, but....
    texting and hit by a bus
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    Bee sting.. anaphylaxic shock. I'm guessing beekeeper was not a great job for him
    edited September 12
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 488Member Member Posts: 488Member Member
    Asphixiated.....by honey. Seems it was a sex game gone horribly wrong
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    Asphixiated.....by honey. Seems it was a sex game gone horribly wrong

    Well .. that's awkward.. Honey is my dog :o :# :D

    Choked on a sausage.. one of those huuuge German ones, starving he tried to shove the whole thing in..
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 488Member Member Posts: 488Member Member
    Asphixiated.....by honey. Seems it was a sex game gone horribly wrong

    Well .. that's awkward.. Honey is my dog :o :# :D

    Choked on a sausage.. one of those huuuge German ones, starving he tried to shove the whole thing in..

    Im sure the courts will go easy on the dog :D

    Ate some bad mashed potatoes with rancid butter. Got food poisoning. Went to the bathroom to relive herself and was stung on the butt by a scorpion with Malaria. Got a shot for the malaria and lived for 38 more years. Died of old age.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,047Member Member Posts: 1,047Member Member
    He decided to squeeze some caterpillars between his toes. Not sure why. Unfortunately he had a really bad case of athletes food, and the caterpillar toxin seeped into his skin. It normally wouldn't have hurt him, but he kept squeezing them in between his toes for 27days straight. His body couldn't handle all that toxin. Plus, he had toe cramps.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 488Member Member Posts: 488Member Member
    She had heard about the benefits of coconut oil for months. How it cured every ill, solved world hunger, and created world peace. She bathed in it, put it on all her foods, slathered her body in it. She died from lack of apple cider vinegar, the true worlds savior.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    Human sacrifice.. he drew the short straw..
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,047Member Member Posts: 1,047Member Member
    She heard about this new "natural high" that you could get from sniffing cat butts. Turns out, it wasn't really a thing. She found that out after she broke into the cat shelter and sniffed about 100 butts. She didn't get high, but she did get a bunch of cat scratches. And a deadly staph infection.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,093Member, Premium Member
    She heard about this new "natural high" that you could get from sniffing cat butts. Turns out, it wasn't really a thing. She found that out after she broke into the cat shelter and sniffed about 100 butts. She didn't get high, but she did get a bunch of cat scratches. And a deadly staph infection.

    :o cat butts? Have you been spying on my wall ?😂

    Walking along minding her own business whistling a happy tune when suddenly a frozen poop hits her squarely on the noggin. A passenger on an aeroplane flying overhead flushed the toilet and due to a hole in the septic tank poop dropped to the ground freezing as it hustled through the atmosphere. It landed with the force of a brick.. her last thought was "What a sh1tty thing to happen"
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,047Member Member Posts: 1,047Member Member
    She came to an American restaurant and asked for Shrimp on the Barbie. The waiter, it being his first day and all, and him being so young that he had never seen the movie Crocodile Dundee, brought her out a barbie with a shrimp hat. She had a good laugh about it, and chuckled as she popped the shrimp hat into her mouth, making bad jokes like, Wow, your hat looks so good I just want to eat it. As a matter of fact it was that very bad joke that made her giggle so hard that she choked to death on the shrimp.
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