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how is the above person going to die?

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  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 684Member Member Posts: 684Member Member
    She went full on pumpkin everything for the fall season. Pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin flavored beer, pumpkin scented candles, pumpkin soup, pumpkin bath soap, pumpkin pie. Even went so far as to wear pumpkin spice panties. She was the first victim of the serial killer known as "The *kitten* Pumpkin Strangler".
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member
    Got the death penalty and was electrocuted by the state. Turns out he was a serial killer known as The *kitten*Pumpkin Strangler
    edited September 13
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 684Member Member Posts: 684Member Member
    Created her own concoction containing the worlds most powerful health aides. It included Apple Cider Vinegar, Coconut Oil, Garcinia Cambodgia, Shakeology mix, grapefruit concentrate, fish oil, and tequila. Too much of a good thing and all, she died from acute toxicity.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member
    Ate too much cheese, which bound him up.. it's true what they say.. you don't poop you die :(
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,540Member Member Posts: 1,540Member Member
    She was on a long road trip and had to make an emergency pit stop at a remote truck station. While hurriedly pulling down her pants in the bathroom stall, she noticed a hole in the wall. She bent down to peer through the hole when suddenly her eye was hit with something. She didn't know what but it nearly blinded her. She quickly finished her bathroom business and ran to her car. Weeks later she wasn't feeling well and went to the doctor. He told her she had a raging case of gonorrhea! She didn't believe him since she was so saintly and never participated in any activities of "that sort". She refused treatment, it got worse and she died. Hmmmmm.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 684Member Member Posts: 684Member Member
    It was her lifelong dream to both wear crocs and go completely natural. She got her pair of purple crocs and wore them with pride, never taking them off. Gaining her hippie confidence, she stopped shaving her legs. The hair grew long and waved from her ankles in the breeze. The hair grew through the croc holes and became enmeshed, the plastic merging into her skin. That's not what killed her though, an amateur bigfoot hunter shot her with a poison dart from a blowgun.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member
    Always trying some new fad diet he decided he'd become a Breatharian, figured he'd lose weight and save on groceries. It was all going well till he literally tried to inhale a donut cheating on his diet, he thought if he inhaled the crumbs it wasn't really eating it.
    At the autopsy his lungs were discovered to be packed with donuts crumbs :(
  • EaturmeatEaturmeat Posts: 107Member Member Posts: 107Member Member
    Tried to skip a stone on a pond but it was shaped like a boomerang and came back to hit her in the throat
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,305Member Member Posts: 12,305Member Member
    Suffered a heart attack after attempting to finish a 72oz steak in under an hour
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member
    She didn't die.. vampires are real, she's immortal 🧛‍♀️
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 13,905Member Member Posts: 13,905Member Member
    She's a werewolf.. only way to kill her is silver bullet.. but then again.. she was eating ice cream and bit the silver spoon and choked..
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,305Member Member Posts: 12,305Member Member
    She didn't die.. vampires are real, she's immortal 🧛‍♀️

    Shhh 🤫

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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member
    She died after the great zombie apocalypse.. once everyone became zombie there was no blood left to drink.. :(
    edited September 14
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 684Member Member Posts: 684Member Member
    Tetanus from a rusty "personal massager"
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,540Member Member Posts: 1,540Member Member
    Anal fissure gone septic from an old sybian he bought at his grandma's estate sale
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 684Member Member Posts: 684Member Member
    Tased to death. She was protesting the use of the word milk, right outside the corporate office of Blue Diamond Almond Milk. Her last words were "we want nut juice"
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,232Member, Premium Member
    It was a bad year for nut juice deaths.. sadly he choked on a single hair in his juice. The factory was closed after it was revealed there were some very unhygienic work place practices going on.
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 616Member Member Posts: 616Member Member
    went in for those walk-on-back massages and ended up with a fatal spine injury
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 684Member Member Posts: 684Member Member
    Bunjee jumped into a river....contaminated with fecal material. Died from E. coli
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 616Member Member Posts: 616Member Member
    used neti pot and harmful bacterias entered his brain though his nose
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