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how is the above person going to die?

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  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member
    Due to excessively long answers in mfp, developed a clot in his hands that traveled through his system and eventually led to his death.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    Bill9160 wrote: »
    Due to excessively long answers in mfp, developed a clot in his hands that traveled through his system and eventually led to his death.

    I AM A VERBOSE INDIVIDUAL, BILLIAM

    At least I'm not gonna die by a bird eating a cannonball then pooping it onto my head, like you are...!!!
  • Taz6o5Taz6o5 Posts: 3,442Member Member Posts: 3,442Member Member
    He was at a karaoke bar and was so scared to sing he ended up falling off the stage .
    Internal bleeding and died . No one ever heard him sing.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 231,319Member Member Posts: 231,319Member Member
    Bee sting.. anaphylaxis
  • shaf238shaf238 Posts: 3,992Member Member Posts: 3,992Member Member
    Cheeky comment gets her shoved off a cliff :P
  • kladgeMFPkladgeMFP Posts: 180Member Member Posts: 180Member Member
    Starvation and dehydration after being stuck in an “intimate” swing
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 231,319Member Member Posts: 231,319Member Member
    Impaled by a large stick.. 😮
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member
    She died the first time she saw snow...she never heard Frank Zappa's warning "watch out where the Huskies go...don't you eat the yellow snow"
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Posts: 2,967Member Member Posts: 2,967Member Member
    Freak accident during the finals of the regional hopscotch tournament...
    edited January 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 231,319Member Member Posts: 231,319Member Member
    Autoerotic asphysiation
    edited January 2019
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member
    Died by being crushed by giant stacks of newspapers, books, and other large items that she had been hoarding.
  • Taz6o5Taz6o5 Posts: 3,442Member Member Posts: 3,442Member Member
    Some crazy woman had a thing for him and stabbed him to death when she saw him with another woman.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    A tragic sea-gull-and-pizza accident
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member
    died by a severe allergic reaction to ingesting large amounts of swedish fish.
    edited January 2019
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Posts: 2,967Member Member Posts: 2,967Member Member
    In a violent game of duck, duck, goose...
  • Arizona_CArizona_C Posts: 1,471Member Member Posts: 1,471Member Member
    Walking on broken glass, from there on there is uncertainty
  • Humadog21Humadog21 Posts: 1,034Member Member Posts: 1,034Member Member
    Hit by a car during intense bicycle race while jamming out to Metallica in her headphones
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    The coroner's report said something about a 50' garden hose full of gelatin, and that's where I stopped reading
  • t41flyert41flyer Posts: 238Member, Premium Member Posts: 238Member, Premium Member
    Whilst reading scary posts about how the person above you is going to die.
  • Humadog21Humadog21 Posts: 1,034Member Member Posts: 1,034Member Member
    “Boating accident”
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