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  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 2,639Member Member Posts: 2,639Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    You’re pretty.
  • Behindblue_eyesBehindblue_eyes Posts: 1,000Member Member Posts: 1,000Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    Bingo!
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,835Member Member Posts: 31,835Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    TIL that EWR is Newark Liberty International Airport.
  • JustReadTheInstructionsJustReadTheInstructions Posts: 1,735Member Member Posts: 1,735Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    You’re pretty.

    Be careful, I'm highly susceptible to flattery
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 295Member Member Posts: 295Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    That's what I got too
  • Behindblue_eyesBehindblue_eyes Posts: 1,000Member Member Posts: 1,000Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    That's what I got too

    Really?!
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 3,539Member Member Posts: 3,539Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”
  • Behindblue_eyesBehindblue_eyes Posts: 1,000Member Member Posts: 1,000Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    She gets it 😉
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 295Member Member Posts: 295Member Member
    So what happened to the amoeba
  • Behindblue_eyesBehindblue_eyes Posts: 1,000Member Member Posts: 1,000Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    So what happened to the amoeba

    There is NO amoeba, Sir 😝
  • JustReadTheInstructionsJustReadTheInstructions Posts: 1,735Member Member Posts: 1,735Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 2,639Member Member Posts: 2,639Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”
    So the smirk means “do ya dig?”

    ETA: maybe we’re going to the shore?

    Idk. I was a rockaway beach girl.
    edited August 12
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 295Member Member Posts: 295Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again

    Maybe it's Japanese and we're reading it in the wrong direction
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 3,539Member Member Posts: 3,539Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again

    when a man and a woman love each other very very much they use their eggplant and peaches and make fireworks
  • Behindblue_eyesBehindblue_eyes Posts: 1,000Member Member Posts: 1,000Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again

    when a man and a woman love each other very very much they use their eggplant and peaches and make fireworks

    😂😂 All this 👆
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 2,639Member Member Posts: 2,639Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again

    when a man and a woman love each other very very much they use their eggplant and peaches and make fireworks

    THAT’s WHAT I SAID! in my head
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 295Member Member Posts: 295Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again

    when a man and a woman love each other very very much they use their eggplant and peaches and make fireworks

    That sounds like a terrible mess
  • JustReadTheInstructionsJustReadTheInstructions Posts: 1,735Member Member Posts: 1,735Member Member
    DC,

    🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏

    I am so *kitten* old

    It says: DC, sex panther

    that’s not what I got

    Tell me what you got outta this 🤔

    I got that I am old AF. And that there is not an adequate emoji translator on the interwebs. And that Ima stick to piglatin.

    Etgay ymay eaningmay?

    I'll help. I got [🚶🚗ATL🛫🛬EWR 🚕👫🏖🌅🍾💋🎆😏]

    Man drives to Atlanta, flies into an Early Warning Radar, becomes an Uber driver for couples on vacation with possibly an amoeba and champagne

    it says “drive to airport in atlanta fly to newark take a cab to meet a girl go to beach [side note: long island? atlantic city? wtf beaches are near Newark??] drink some vino finish big know what i’m saying???”

    I followed until after vino now I'm lost again

    when a man and a woman love each other very very much they use their eggplant and peaches and make fireworks

    I thought the peach was a butt. I mean, no judgment or anything
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 2,238Member Member Posts: 2,238Member Member
    Like I said. Sex Panther.
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