Why you could never be an mfp moderator..

pizzamyheart

Mfp moderators. They have so much responsibility. Such a heavy weight they carry on their shoulders. They wear powdered wigs, carry around a gavel, wear home made “mfp mod” badges. They spend all their time writing contracts for mfp and it’s users. So much tiny print. Not to mention all the meetings, all the secret codes and group surveillance. They actually give away their own families in exchange for the responsibilities of managing their mfp families. Yet....everyone wants to be one. They have a two year waiting list, I hear. So why should you be a mod? Why shouldn’t you be one? Do tell.

I suppose I should edit to add that the MSP mods don’t really wear powdered wigs although I’m not sure about pantyhose this is All just for fun and silly

pizzamyheart

I don’t think I could handle the monthly wrestling matches to establish dominance among the other mfp mods

pizzamyheart

I’m not sure I could launder all the bribe money for allowing that recipe to say fat free when it’s really not.

spade117

I don't like rules.

caco_ethes

This thread is fraught 😅

CoffeeAndContour

I couldn’t handle the censorship over such trivial things.

InkgirlKC

I guess I never thought of this place having moderators but it makes sense.

SwannySez

I'm just not witty enough.

pizzamyheart

I don’t wear hat and gun holsters. I donwear buttless chaps tho.

caco_ethes

I’d be irritated when the peons try to suck up to me

CoffeeAndContour

I’d also be fired after outing all the woo-birds.

NotSo_LittleRichard

the list of why is longer than that guys bathroom selfie

pizzamyheart

I actually want to be one but I’m just not available to dress up like an Elvis impersonator every second Thursday.

newmeadow

I heard you have to have a sparkling clean record with no woos or warnings.

pizzamyheart

newmeadow wrote: »

I heard you have to have a sparkling clean record with no woos or warnings.

Propaganda if I ever heard it

pizzamyheart

I just cant treat everyone equally. The hot people get better advertisements on their home page.

tinkerhellraiser

my therapist says i should avoid situations with skewed power dynamics like admin vs standard user

pizzamyheart

I would probably abuse my authority and demand special recipes from certain users.

pizzamyheart

I don’t think I could memorize every username and home address like our moderators do.

ythannah

I've been a mod (elsewhere) and it sucks all the fun out of hanging out on the forums, you don't get to pick and choose what you want to read and it's very time consuming.

pizzamyheart

I would probably get in trouble selling the secret group surveillance scripts that all mods have access to and must read daily, on the black market.