work out to look like a stripper

supertracylynn · August 2013

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

ETA:
I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I love it when people say that. If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club. You are at some dive bar where the girls double as ho's when no one is looking. A real dancer is a hot *****. Think about it. How hot does someone have to be to sell sex without actually doing sex? hmmm....may be because I am Canadian. Our clubs may be different aka have hot women in them. Even with that, half the clubs are just an indoor venue for hoes. If you think stripping is so easy to make hundies...I invite you to try it for a night. A real deal club, wouldn't let you on the stage with stretch marks. Unless your a ho, those clubs will let my Grandma on stage.

I can't help but think that this female called me an ugly, out of shape, and ho.

:noway:

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym · August 2013

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

ETA:
I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I love it when people say that. If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club. You are at some dive bar where the girls double as ho's when no one is looking. A real dancer is a hot *****. Think about it. How hot does someone have to be to sell sex without actually doing sex? hmmm....may be because I am Canadian. Our clubs may be different aka have hot women in them. Even with that, half the clubs are just an indoor venue for hoes. If you think stripping is so easy to make hundies...I invite you to try it for a night. A real deal club, wouldn't let you on the stage with stretch marks. Unless your a ho, those clubs will let my Grandma on stage.

I can't help but think that this female called me an ugly, out of shape, and ho.

:noway:

lmfao! I was thinking the same thing...

danasings · August 2013

Pole classes.

I was a stripper back in the day, and I was CUT. I started pole classes a few years after I decided I was getting too old for that jazz (LOL) and have been able to shear off a fair amount. Great strength builder too. I'll be going back to it as soon as my friend's studio reopens after their relocation.

Y'all crack me up with some of your popular misconceptions of strip clubs. LOL Those playmate/porn star slags were NOT real strippers. Half of them couldn't dance. And most of them were druggies.

REAL strippers are real looking girls. Not plastic princesses with an attitude and a coke line under their nose. Just saying.

Um...okay.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym · August 2013

Pole classes.

I was a stripper back in the day, and I was CUT. I started pole classes a few years after I decided I was getting too old for that jazz (LOL) and have been able to shear off a fair amount. Great strength builder too. I'll be going back to it as soon as my friend's studio reopens after their relocation.

Y'all crack me up with some of your popular misconceptions of strip clubs. LOL Those playmate/porn star slags were NOT real strippers. Half of them couldn't dance. And most of them were druggies.

REAL strippers are real looking girls. Not plastic princesses with an attitude and a coke line under their nose. Just saying.

Um...okay.

your response made me snort, lol.

nickyfm · August 2013

Pole classes.

I was a stripper back in the day, and I was CUT. I started pole classes a few years after I decided I was getting too old for that jazz (LOL) and have been able to shear off a fair amount. Great strength builder too. I'll be going back to it as soon as my friend's studio reopens after their relocation.

Y'all crack me up with some of your popular misconceptions of strip clubs. LOL Those playmate/porn star slags were NOT real strippers. Half of them couldn't dance. And most of them were druggies.

REAL strippers are real looking girls. Not plastic princesses with an attitude and a coke line under their nose. Just saying.

Um...okay.

your response made me snort, lol.

Ahahahahah I lolled too.

But there is an element of truth to that rent!

One time we went to watch my pole dancing friend at a strip club, and she was the only stripper who could actually pole dance. The rest just grinded their lady bits on the poles. Based on that, the stigma of pole dancing being associated with stripping is incorrect!!

ohpiper · August 2013

While I have not actually read any of the text..I'm enjoying the gif's.

CallMeCupcakeDammit · August 2013

While I have not actually read any of the text..I'm enjoying the gif's.

Me too! I might have to break out Magic Mike tonight. :bigsmile:

abberbabber · August 2013

Twerk!

like this??

That is oddly mesmerizing. I could watch that for hours :laugh:

Alta2000 · August 2013

I will have to see if there are any classes around here and how much they are, because while I started this for fun for a friend to post gifs, it actually does look like fun.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/verticality-pole-fitness-houston

http://www.verticalityfitness.com/
At least 4 in Houston, and you can even get certified, :laugh: