Who is your MFP Crush of the day? And why?

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
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    @eatpolerepeat because she’s her and she had the bravely or the evil intent to call me out. 😘

    Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂

    Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂

    Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.

    Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗

    Don't listen to the wife 🙄
    Btw, you had me at ride...

    😂 I’m falling in love


    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
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    @eatpolerepeat because she’s her and she had the bravely or the evil intent to call me out. 😘

    Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂

    Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂

    Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.

    Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗


    You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠

    Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
    🥰

    If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎

    Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is hard 😏

    Can I be bridesmaid ? 😇 I promise to behave at the wedding... mostly 😁

    +1
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.

    Is your therapist accepting new clients ?

    I’ve already claimed the therapist. She only has time for me now.

    She is a lovely person and completely professional. End of story. One would think you could say something on MFP discussion boards and it would be handled with respect and maturity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Especially from upstanding law-abiding citizens. :)
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.

    Is your therapist accepting new clients ?

    I’ve already claimed the therapist. She only has time for me now.

    She is a lovely person and completely professional. End of story. One would think you could say something on MFP discussion boards and it would be handled with respect and maturity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Especially from upstanding law-abiding citizens. :)

    How many of those are on MFP? 😂
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    4vd74tiy8hxn.gif




    @eatpolerepeat because she’s her and she had the bravely or the evil intent to call me out. 😘

    Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂

    Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂

    Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.

    Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗

    Don't listen to the wife 🙄
    Btw, you had me at ride...

    😂 I’m falling in love


    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    4vd74tiy8hxn.gif




    @eatpolerepeat because she’s her and she had the bravely or the evil intent to call me out. 😘

    Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂

    Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂

    Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.

    Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗


    You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠

    Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
    🥰

    If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎


    Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is
    hard 😏

    There will be so many heart broken guys all across mfp…

    I can live with it if you can 🤷‍♂️😏

    I think you're the only one brave enough to tackle me 😏 but you have the credentials

    And the cuffs.

    Sorry, eavesdropping. :)
    I have to say I wish every guy had a smile like that. :)
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    I think the cop is doing juuuust fine 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js

    Have you been sharing the pics? 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js

    Have you been sharing the pics? 😳

    🤐😇
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js

    Have you been sharing the pics? 😳

    🤐😇

    Dad 🤬

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js

    Have you been sharing the pics? 😳

    Psssst.. he's selling then on the webz.. $5 a pic 😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js

    Have you been sharing the pics? 😳

    Psssst.. he's selling then on the webz.. $5 a pic 😲

    He’s getting $5 for those? 😮 I’ve been selling them for $3. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    Why do you think I used it 🤣

    You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭

    It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰

    It worked, you're here 😏

    It did 😏

    Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒

    Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
    I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗

    You know what I have? 😳

    Everyone knows by now.. js

    Have you been sharing the pics? 😳

    Psssst.. he's selling then on the webz.. $5 a pic 😲

    He’s getting $5 for those? 😮 I’ve been selling them for $3. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Yep.. the really clear ones get $7🤷‍♀️
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    💲💵💰🎉
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.

    🤢😖

    😂 this struck me as funny.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    Woke up, it's still @kinetixtrainer2 🤤

    🤤 😂