The Bad Advice Thread

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  • dr_mundo
    dr_mundo Posts: 24 Member
    Listen to the voices.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited August 2020
    Pro tip!
    comment "ur cute, lol" to her selfie - she'll surely deduce that by saying "lol" you're kidding and really mean "hot"
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    text your ex.
    they miss you so much
  • hunnahs26
    hunnahs26 Posts: 288 Member
    Just the tip, I promise.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    liquid dish soap and dishwasher detergent can be used interchangeably.
  • hunnahs26
    hunnahs26 Posts: 288 Member
    No flashlight on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    next time your crush posts a selfie, make sure to comment "i really like your confidence!"

    “You’re so brave”
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
    Chinese take-out that's been in the fridge for a week. Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    next time your crush posts a selfie, make sure to comment "i really like your confidence!"

    “You’re so brave”

    "those glasses are really cute on you lol"
  • anj32694
    anj32694 Posts: 35 Member
    “You’re a great dancer!”
    - Empty Wine Bottle
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Hornets get a bad rap, they are actually sweethearts that love to be cuddled. Go hug one today.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you REALLY want her to like you, just start talking to her. constantly. make sure she really understands that you're "there" for her.

    also be sure to hit her up every five minutes to ask what she's doing.
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    If you don't have a charger readily available, just put your phone in the microwave for about 30 seconds, and you are good to go!

    Thank me later. ;)
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
    You should text your ex and tell them you miss them. And if you lack courage to do it just have a few glasses of wine and you'll be fine.
  • _canadianbakin_
    _canadianbakin_ Posts: 413 Member
    Text 'K' to your significant other during an argument.
  • tnh2o
    tnh2o Posts: 158 Member
    Jump! I'll catch you.