Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.
I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.
I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes
West Dakota is know for their military grade mosquitos.
We don't have many mosquitos, our swarms Flying Gila Monsters eat them.
I have an honest question
When i was in arizona, why did i randomly hear (twice) someone shouting “ARGH GOATHEAD”
Here in Arizona, as a social pastime, we routinely take part in animal sacrifices and dismember Goats. It's pretty common to find Goat parts most anywhere around the state..... shopping mall parking lots, freeway overpasses, hiking trails and backyard pool parties.
You probably just heard someone stubble upon a Goat part or two.
or......
In Arizona, every plant found in the desert contains a thorn. (It's a state law.)
A common thorn is called a 'GoatHead' because of it's shape. They're pretty nasty and get caught in hiking boots, flatten mountain bike tires, get snagged in your socks and tend to bite. They're no fun.
Oh my gosh you guys have the tiniest little goats, how cute
Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.
I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.
I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes
West Dakota is know for their military grade mosquitos.
We don't have many mosquitos, our swarms Flying Gila Monsters eat them.
I have an honest question
When i was in arizona, why did i randomly hear (twice) someone shouting “ARGH GOATHEAD”
Here in Arizona, as a social pastime, we routinely take part in animal sacrifices and dismember Goats. It's pretty common to find Goat parts most anywhere around the state..... shopping mall parking lots, freeway overpasses, hiking trails and backyard pool parties.
You probably just heard someone stubble upon a Goat part or two.
or......
In Arizona, every plant found in the desert contains a thorn. (It's a state law.)
A common thorn is called a 'GoatHead' because of it's shape. They're pretty nasty and get caught in hiking boots, flatten mountain bike tires, get snagged in your socks and tend to bite. They're no fun.
Oh my gosh you guys have the tiniest little goats, how cute
...... yeah, but they keep falling thru the grill during the backyard bbq.
Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.
I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.
I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes
West Dakota is know for their military grade mosquitos.
We don't have many mosquitos, our swarms Flying Gila Monsters eat them.
I have an honest question
When i was in arizona, why did i randomly hear (twice) someone shouting “ARGH GOATHEAD”
Here in Arizona, as a social pastime, we routinely take part in animal sacrifices and dismember Goats. It's pretty common to find Goat parts most anywhere around the state..... shopping mall parking lots, freeway overpasses, hiking trails and backyard pool parties.
You probably just heard someone stubble upon a Goat part or two.
or......
In Arizona, every plant found in the desert contains a thorn. (It's a state law.)
A common thorn is called a 'GoatHead' because of it's shape. They're pretty nasty and get caught in hiking boots, flatten mountain bike tires, get snagged in your socks and tend to bite. They're no fun.
Oh my gosh you guys have the tiniest little goats, how cute
...... yeah, but they keep falling thru the grill during the backyard bbq.
Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.
I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.
I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes
Will squishing them make them weigh less or more? Do you need to live capture them to have true weight?
Weighing in mosquitos is going to be so disheartening. I weigh 100,698,899.5 mosquitos. I only lost 433 mosquitos last week.
Oh that’s easy. If you squish them, they weigh less. Kinda like how a cup of melted butter is less than a cup of hard butter
Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.
I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.
I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes
Will squishing them make them weigh less or more? Do you need to live capture them to have true weight?
Weighing in mosquitos is going to be so disheartening. I weigh 100,698,899.5 mosquitos. I only lost 433 mosquitos last week.
Oh that’s easy. If you squish them, they weigh less. Kinda like how a cup of melted butter is less than a cup of hard butter
That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.
And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?
The past couple of days has been iffy for me; I check back in a couple minutes and it's got all the pages up again.
Maybe TPTB were taking breaks to help count votes.
Honey, don't take your shoes off and leave them at the foot of the bed. Then when I come in to bed I fall over them. Yes, I've already said something. (sigh)
I can’t stand losing things that I literally just had and then all of a sudden I can’t find it and have to throw all the cushions off the couch and look in the freezer...
Couldn't find my credit card anywhere today. I was so bummed so called, dealt with automated messaged and finally cancelled it, new one will arrive in 5-7 days(WTH will I do in the meantime??)
After looking every single place, my sister sends me a text telling me she found it all wrapped up in the mess we cleaned up last night and I probably wouldn't want it back now anyways. Adult diapers and stuff.....now how on earth did it end up there I'll never know. She said her dh has always been her 'finder of things' and it was his way of finding it for me.
Gotta smile even in the rain.
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Oh my gosh you guys have the tiniest little goats, how cute
...... yeah, but they keep falling thru the grill during the backyard bbq.
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
So what if i say hard butter 😱
I’m hardly a grown up
You Gucci then girl.
And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?
On my phone I can't, on my laptop I can.
I'm on the web version on my tablet but just checked my desktop and it's normal there.
The past couple of days has been iffy for me; I check back in a couple minutes and it's got all the pages up again.
Maybe TPTB were taking breaks to help count votes.
Is it still not working? Can't access past pages at all now.
LOL I had to back out of the thread to check and nope! Not on my tablet anyway.
After looking every single place, my sister sends me a text telling me she found it all wrapped up in the mess we cleaned up last night and I probably wouldn't want it back now anyways.
Gotta smile even in the rain.