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  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,363 Member Member Posts: 2,363 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bluetail6 wrote: »
    Mosquitos
    jamloche wrote: »
    Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.


    I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.

    I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes

    West Dakota is know for their military grade mosquitos.




    We don't have many mosquitos, our swarms Flying Gila Monsters eat them.

    I have an honest question

    When i was in arizona, why did i randomly hear (twice) someone shouting “ARGH GOATHEAD”

    @CacoEther

    One of two reasons:

    Here in Arizona, as a social pastime, we routinely take part in animal sacrifices and dismember Goats. It's pretty common to find Goat parts most anywhere around the state..... shopping mall parking lots, freeway overpasses, hiking trails and backyard pool parties.

    You probably just heard someone stubble upon a Goat part or two.

    or......




    In Arizona, every plant found in the desert contains a thorn. (It's a state law.)

    A common thorn is called a 'GoatHead' because of it's shape. They're pretty nasty and get caught in hiking boots, flatten mountain bike tires, get snagged in your socks and tend to bite. They're no fun.



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    Oh my gosh you guys have the tiniest little goats, how cute
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,363 Member Member Posts: 2,363 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bluetail6 wrote: »
    Mosquitos
    jamloche wrote: »
    Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.


    I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.

    I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes

    West Dakota is know for their military grade mosquitos.




    We don't have many mosquitos, our swarms Flying Gila Monsters eat them.

    I have an honest question

    When i was in arizona, why did i randomly hear (twice) someone shouting “ARGH GOATHEAD”

    @CacoEther

    One of two reasons:

    Here in Arizona, as a social pastime, we routinely take part in animal sacrifices and dismember Goats. It's pretty common to find Goat parts most anywhere around the state..... shopping mall parking lots, freeway overpasses, hiking trails and backyard pool parties.

    You probably just heard someone stubble upon a Goat part or two.

    or......




    In Arizona, every plant found in the desert contains a thorn. (It's a state law.)

    A common thorn is called a 'GoatHead' because of it's shape. They're pretty nasty and get caught in hiking boots, flatten mountain bike tires, get snagged in your socks and tend to bite. They're no fun.



    Goathead-thorns.jpg

    Oh my gosh you guys have the tiniest little goats, how cute

    ...... yeah, but they keep falling thru the grill during the backyard bbq.

    Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,363 Member Member Posts: 2,363 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bluetail6 wrote: »
    Mosquitos
    jamloche wrote: »
    Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.


    I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.

    I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes

    Will squishing them make them weigh less or more? Do you need to live capture them to have true weight?
    Weighing in mosquitos is going to be so disheartening. I weigh 100,698,899.5 mosquitos. I only lost 433 mosquitos last week. :(

    Oh that’s easy. If you squish them, they weigh less. Kinda like how a cup of melted butter is less than a cup of hard butter

    You said butter.

    Why, what does this mean

    It's like saying "hard" but butter.

    So what if i say hard butter 😱
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,661 Member Member Posts: 1,661 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bluetail6 wrote: »
    Mosquitos
    jamloche wrote: »
    Measuring weight in stones irks me. I'm from the US, but I have no problem using the metric system if it better suits a given situation ... but using stones as a unit of weight measure is exactly the same as giving the whole world a word problem to solve. It's trolling.


    I've decided to combine the last two posts and start weighing myself in Mosquitos.

    I can provide some industrial strength mosquitoes

    Will squishing them make them weigh less or more? Do you need to live capture them to have true weight?
    Weighing in mosquitos is going to be so disheartening. I weigh 100,698,899.5 mosquitos. I only lost 433 mosquitos last week. :(

    Oh that’s easy. If you squish them, they weigh less. Kinda like how a cup of melted butter is less than a cup of hard butter

    You said butter.

    Why, what does this mean

    It's like saying "hard" but butter.

    So what if i say hard butter 😱

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  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,363 Member Member Posts: 2,363 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Grown-ups who play games you’d expect from middle schoolers.

    I’m hardly a grown up

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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 251,186 Member Member, Premium Posts: 251,186 Member
    Not getting the joke :(
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  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 9,016 Member Member Posts: 9,016 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Grown-ups who play games you’d expect from middle schoolers.

    I’m hardly a grown up

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    You Gucci then girl.
  • glassyoglassyo Member Posts: 5,011 Member Member Posts: 5,011 Member
    That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.

    And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?
  • stevehenderson776stevehenderson776 Member Posts: 304 Member Member Posts: 304 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.

    And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?

    On my phone I can't, on my laptop I can.
  • glassyoglassyo Member Posts: 5,011 Member Member Posts: 5,011 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.

    And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?

    On my phone I can't, on my laptop I can.

    I'm on the web version on my tablet but just checked my desktop and it's normal there.
  • ReenieHJReenieHJ Member Posts: 5,013 Member Member Posts: 5,013 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.

    And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?

    The past couple of days has been iffy for me; I check back in a couple minutes and it's got all the pages up again.
    Maybe TPTB were taking breaks to help count votes.
  • ReenieHJReenieHJ Member Posts: 5,013 Member Member Posts: 5,013 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.

    And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?

    Is it still not working? Can't access past pages at all now. :(
  • FourWindsWalkerFourWindsWalker Member Posts: 140 Member Member Posts: 140 Member
    Sliver of soap, an almost empty bottle of shampoo or body wash left in the shower for days.
  • glassyoglassyo Member Posts: 5,011 Member Member Posts: 5,011 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    That I love the smell of bacon but can't eat it anymore because it tastes way too salty now.

    And how you can't go past page one on the forums or is that just me?

    Is it still not working? Can't access past pages at all now. :(

    LOL I had to back out of the thread to check and nope! Not on my tablet anyway.
  • AlexandraFindsHerself1971AlexandraFindsHerself1971 Member Posts: 1,809 Member Member Posts: 1,809 Member
    Honey, don't take your shoes off and leave them at the foot of the bed. Then when I come in to bed I fall over them. Yes, I've already said something. (sigh)
  • Miss_Chiev0usMiss_Chiev0us Member Posts: 1,592 Member Member Posts: 1,592 Member
    I still got nothing...fcolns405yh8.gif
  • ReenieHJReenieHJ Member Posts: 5,013 Member Member Posts: 5,013 Member
    Couldn't find my credit card anywhere today. I was so bummed so called, dealt with automated messaged and finally cancelled it, new one will arrive in 5-7 days(WTH will I do in the meantime??)
    After looking every single place, my sister sends me a text telling me she found it all wrapped up in the mess we cleaned up last night and I probably wouldn't want it back now anyways. :blush: Adult diapers and stuff.....now how on earth did it end up there I'll never know. She said her dh has always been her 'finder of things' and it was his way of finding it for me. :)
    Gotta smile even in the rain.
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