A couple that walks extremely slow but won’t make room on the aisle for me to pass by 😂
If they were an old couple, let them be. If they were young, hit one of 'em in the shins with your cart "accidentally."
Because old love is endearing while young love is sickening.
it was a few months ago, and I'm rolling the shopping down the grocery aisle and staying to my side.
A young (entitled) couple were approaching from the other direction and evidently expecting me to drastically move out of their way (remember, I'm already well off to the side.).
The guy doesn't move an inch and is walking like I don't even exist. So I nailed him with the shopping cart (pretty hard too.) I didn't even break stride.
He whirls around an looks at me in his little entitled kinda way.
I just looked back at him and shrugged, in my 'go eff yourself' kinda way.
A couple that walks extremely slow but won’t make room on the aisle for me to pass by 😂
If they were an old couple, let them be. If they were young, hit one of 'em in the shins with your cart "accidentally."
Because old love is endearing while young love is sickening.
it was a few months ago, and I'm rolling the shopping down the grocery aisle and staying to my side.
A young (entitled) couple were approaching from the other direction and evidently expecting me to drastically move out of their way (remember, I'm already well off to the side.).
The guy doesn't move an inch and is walking like I don't even exist. So I nailed him with the shopping cart (pretty hard too.) I didn't even break stride.
He whirls around an looks at me in his little entitled kinda way.
I just looked back at him and shrugged, in my 'go eff yourself' kinda way.
I love grocery shopping.
This made me literally laugh 😂 I just can’t bring myself to be inconsiderate of other people. When my 10 year old and I shop and she is in someone’s way I immediately pull her close to me.
A couple that walks extremely slow but won’t make room on the aisle for me to pass by 😂
If they were an old couple, let them be. If they were young, hit one of 'em in the shins with your cart "accidentally."
Because old love is endearing while young love is sickening.
it was a few months ago, and I'm rolling the shopping down the grocery aisle and staying to my side.
A young (entitled) couple were approaching from the other direction and evidently expecting me to drastically move out of their way (remember, I'm already well off to the side.).
The guy doesn't move an inch and is walking like I don't even exist. So I nailed him with the shopping cart (pretty hard too.) I didn't even break stride.
He whirls around an looks at me in his little entitled kinda way.
I just looked back at him and shrugged, in my 'go eff yourself' kinda way.
I love grocery shopping.
This sounds so beautiful 😭
In my grocery store it’s a bunch of cheerful talkative strangers all exaggeratedly side-stepping with a flourish and a hat-tip or lots of “ope sorry” five-point turns and “go ahead” “no, you go” punctuated by the odd person here or there asking you for your input on the shampoo they’re looking at or if you’ve ever tried that newfangled milk from almonds
A couple that walks extremely slow but won’t make room on the aisle for me to pass by 😂
If they were an old couple, let them be. If they were young, hit one of 'em in the shins with your cart "accidentally."
Because old love is endearing while young love is sickening.
it was a few months ago, and I'm rolling the shopping down the grocery aisle and staying to my side.
A young (entitled) couple were approaching from the other direction and evidently expecting me to drastically move out of their way (remember, I'm already well off to the side.).
The guy doesn't move an inch and is walking like I don't even exist. So I nailed him with the shopping cart (pretty hard too.) I didn't even break stride.
He whirls around an looks at me in his little entitled kinda way.
I just looked back at him and shrugged, in my 'go eff yourself' kinda way.
I love grocery shopping.
Only you could make grocery shopping a contact sport.
A couple that walks extremely slow but won’t make room on the aisle for me to pass by 😂
If they were an old couple, let them be. If they were young, hit one of 'em in the shins with your cart "accidentally."
Because old love is endearing while young love is sickening.
it was a few months ago, and I'm rolling the shopping down the grocery aisle and staying to my side.
A young (entitled) couple were approaching from the other direction and evidently expecting me to drastically move out of their way (remember, I'm already well off to the side.).
The guy doesn't move an inch and is walking like I don't even exist. So I nailed him with the shopping cart (pretty hard too.) I didn't even break stride.
He whirls around an looks at me in his little entitled kinda way.
I just looked back at him and shrugged, in my 'go eff yourself' kinda way.
I love grocery shopping.
I have to confess, i sometimes can be the dope in the way and its embarrassing. I hate the grocery store and dont always navigate it well and or am wondering around looking up at signs to find where things are. The difference is i say excuse me a lot because i know its usaully my fault of being in the way. However, if some dude took it upon himself to ram me with a cart, said dude ends up having a very bad day.
Glitter on everything Christmasy because it gets everywhere
It's ironic. All the things I thought disturbed me about Christmas.....the hustle, bustle, chaos, noisy loud boisterous kids, Christmas music played endlessly, glitter , having a million cookies to bake and presents to buy/wrap.....
I'm missing all that this year.
The weather forecast for this week shows snow every single day. I had to postpone my tire change-over appointment due to catching Covid. I just rescheduled for Thursday.
Weather forecast....please be wrong please be wrong.
Please, if you have even an inkling of respect for anyone who does your electrical work, PLEASE! , get yourself a tube off dielectric grease. Even if you just want to save $. Just a little dab will do ya.
I wasted 3 potatoes trying to remove the base of a broken bulb from an overhead socket that was corroded. 3 potatoes and about 15 minutes before saying eff it and ripping it out and replacing it. And I have 4 more to go.
Your patience, sanity, and billfold will thank you.
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If they were an old couple, let them be. If they were young, hit one of 'em in the shins with your cart "accidentally."
Because old love is endearing while young love is sickening.
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it was a few months ago, and I'm rolling the shopping down the grocery aisle and staying to my side.
A young (entitled) couple were approaching from the other direction and evidently expecting me to drastically move out of their way (remember, I'm already well off to the side.).
The guy doesn't move an inch and is walking like I don't even exist. So I nailed him with the shopping cart (pretty hard too.) I didn't even break stride.
He whirls around an looks at me in his little entitled kinda way.
I just looked back at him and shrugged, in my 'go eff yourself' kinda way.
I love grocery shopping.
This made me literally laugh 😂 I just can’t bring myself to be inconsiderate of other people. When my 10 year old and I shop and she is in someone’s way I immediately pull her close to me.
This sounds so beautiful 😭
In my grocery store it’s a bunch of cheerful talkative strangers all exaggeratedly side-stepping with a flourish and a hat-tip or lots of “ope sorry” five-point turns and “go ahead” “no, you go” punctuated by the odd person here or there asking you for your input on the shampoo they’re looking at or if you’ve ever tried that newfangled milk from almonds
Only you could make grocery shopping a contact sport.
Nothing is malleable at -40, trust me. Including the rock-hard seat I plunk my *kitten* onto. Whyowhy do I live in this godforsaken climate?
ETA: love the way this place makes me sound like an animal abuser
I have to confess, i sometimes can be the dope in the way and its embarrassing. I hate the grocery store and dont always navigate it well and or am wondering around looking up at signs to find where things are. The difference is i say excuse me a lot because i know its usaully my fault of being in the way. However, if some dude took it upon himself to ram me with a cart, said dude ends up having a very bad day.
It's ironic. All the things I thought disturbed me about Christmas.....the hustle, bustle, chaos, noisy loud boisterous kids, Christmas music played endlessly, glitter
I'm missing all that this year.
Weather forecast....please be wrong please be wrong.
Crocs don’t do that
Just sayin
I’m just stating facts 😁
I wasted 3 potatoes trying to remove the base of a broken bulb from an overhead socket that was corroded. 3 potatoes and about 15 minutes before saying eff it and ripping it out and replacing it. And I have 4 more to go.
Your patience, sanity, and billfold will thank you.