Embarrassing truths

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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    Boy, did *this* thread take a turn fast. :)

    Nobody ever expects the urine-twist

    Especially in their tonic water.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one

    Go on...

    okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning

    the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles

    a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk

    @sweet_ermengarde

    are there any homes for sale in your neighborhood ?
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one

    Go on...

    okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning

    the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles

    a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk

    Just lose the pants
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited September 2020
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one

    Go on...

    okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning

    the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles

    a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk

    My embarrassing truth is that I find this pretty 🔥

    Eta... I don't suppose they are hiring for delivery drivers are they? 😬

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