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  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    Anyone else really upset that we won't get any closure between Bacon and the "not necessarily bf?"

    Because I was really looking forward to it.

    Yep, almost time to sleep, but with no closure :frown:
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.


    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    Agreed... maybe "nose" is code for something more exiting
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    The nose is an icebreaker. You follow it with a magic trick.

    "Ok, my tongue has touched your nose....and now it is in your pants!!"
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Ok. Bacon, did you talk to the guy yet at least?
    Still waiting.

    Are you really the guy in the pic?

    Google the image, if it's him, he's all over the world... page after page of that exact pic. lol

    How do you google an image?

    I really don't know, my friend told me how but he's on a PC, not a Mac. It didn't work when I tried it.
    In Crome....go to google, click on image at the top, go to my pic, drag it to the google screen, drop in the search box, BAM! Search results.

    Ah! Wow, I feel really dumb now. :frown:
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a whole lot of fun!
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
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    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    How DARE you offer me turkey bacon!! I reject your offer.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    The nose is an icebreaker. You follow it with a magic trick.

    "Ok, my tongue has touched your nose....and now it is in your pants!!"

    I always ask to see the trick again
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
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    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    The nose is an icebreaker. You follow it with a magic trick.

    "Ok, my tongue has touched your nose....and now it is in your pants!!"

    I always ask to see the trick again

    And again, and again, and again, and.....ooh, almost there.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    Just sayin', Hayley and I are waiting...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    WAIT.....shouldn't we at least ask WHAT is amputated first?
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 304 Member
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    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.

    Damn. I'm out then. I need a good threesome.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    woohooo....but it is for a three-some, so don't go far whierd - we might need you
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
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    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/

    And that's what he'll be doing...all...by...himself. Seems there's no threesome in your near future, Wheird.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    Just sayin', Hayley and I are waiting...

    this is correct. also, in the interest of science, I have verified tongue length. it is legit.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/

    It is ok, my hat keeps me happy.

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