Why did you dump the person above you?

Phoenix__Rising

She told me my voice was like nails on a chalk board.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Ran away with younger boy toy

Phoenix__Rising

I didn't, he just let me go.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Complained about me staying in hot tub every day.

Phoenix__Rising

Shriveled up.

wedge421

I wouldnt, she would dump me for being a big ol nerd

La_Malfaisante

He always drank all my booZe

wedge421

damn...fair enough

ilfaith

He broke all my good crystal

wedge421

But its the best crystal for bourbon..:)

Phoenix__Rising

He wouldn't leave his video game .. 8 days later, I left.

wedge421

Yeah But it was Hearthstone..Come on...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Said come on all the time

the_summer_belle

His abs were harder than mine

wedge421

Her abs were harder then mine

DaughterOfTheMostHighKing

I don't drink ...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She tried punching me

wedge421

she can lift much more then I can..but thats killer

Phoenix__Rising

He passed out every night after drinking.

wedge421

not into Dr Who so I was like ehh I need a nap