Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I asked her why she had that strange rash!

Groovyca2022

She thought I was a raider fan...wth!

JDArnold80

She thought I was always stalking her... Guess it creeped her out. Was the restraining order really required though?

therealblackdahlia

I didn't know how to ride a motorcycle

velocityc6

I never could dress to her standards

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like how I dressed!

sw33tp3a11

She said I was too obsessed with her hair

Timshel_

She said my plunger wasn't big enough

sw33tp3a11

I expected to much of his plunger

ilfaith

He got upset when I staged an intervention about his serious crack problem

La_Malfaisante

She thought I was on crack because of all my tattoos

Figmantra

I am Jack's raging bile duct

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was sooo confused every time he said anything!

Sinistrous

Didn't like the way our mutual ex had to use a broken online translator to attempt to communicate with us!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I wasn't colorful enough for her.

Sinistrous

He thought the shades of black and white didn't appease

ilfaith

He didn't like my cooking.

_Figgzie_

because when she wore heels she was taller than me

vasairiah

He wouldn't ;p

LovelyMarie774

She couldn't deal with me taking over the bathroom mirror in the mornings.