An Embarrassing Secret...
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I peed my pants the first time I experienced an earthquake. The one on October 17, 1989 in San Francisco. Oh and I was 8 months pregnant at the time.
I was also in that EQ and you had every right to pee your pants!!!0 -
I'm embarrassed about this and would never admit it IRL:
I am a SAHM who cannot flip over an egg without breaking the yolk. I have instead invented a way to make an egg that looks exactly like an over easy egg without flipping. I call it an over "easier" egg.0 -
I'm embarrassed about this and would never admit it IRL:
I am a SAHM who cannot flip over an egg without breaking the yolk. I have instead invented a way to make an egg that looks exactly like an over easy egg without flipping. I call it an over "easier" egg.
This is not embarrassing. This is genius.
A youtube video is in order, I think.0 -
I'm embarrassed about this and would never admit it IRL:
I am a SAHM who cannot flip over an egg without breaking the yolk. I have instead invented a way to make an egg that looks exactly like an over easy egg without flipping. I call it an over "easier" egg.
That's smart, not embarrassing. I can't cook bacon to save my life. Not on the stove, in the oven or in the micro.0 -
One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.
The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.0 -
Frogs. Frogs are some scary little, slimy animals0
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If I am watching tv or I see a picture of a whale, I, well I am afraid of whales!0
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I used to be a chronic nailbiter from ~7 until 30.0
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One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.
The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.
I used to be in a relationship with a guy who would fart so loud he would wake his own self up, and then jump out of bed on alert like there was gunfire to shoot back at. Thank GOD I'm not with that guy anymore. Gave new meaning to the cliché "Scared of your own shadow."0 -
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I am afraid my car will explode when I drive over a cigarette butt that has been thrown out from the car in front of me. :explode:0
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I talk to myself - all the time!0
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Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.0
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One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.
The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.
I used to be in a relationship with a guy who would fart so loud he would wake his own self up, and then jump out of bed on alert like there was gunfire to shoot back at. Thank GOD I'm not with that guy anymore. Gave new meaning to the cliché "Scared of your own shadow."
That's hilarious. Or would be the first or second time.0 -
I peed my pants the first time I experienced an earthquake. The one on October 17, 1989 in San Francisco. Oh and I was 8 months pregnant at the time.
Girl, for real, I've gotta know, is that the only time in your entire pregnancy that you pissed your pants? If so, I'm seriously envious. And no, I'm not being sarcastic. Sorry about the earthquake, that one was a doozie. I remember seeing that on the tv, yeah, I would've been terrified, there's like ZERO shame in this. None.0 -
I still can't swim.
My virginity remained intact until I was 24.
Same here on the swimming…
As for the other… STILL intact! :blushing: :sad:
It's absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed of, but I would most definitely encourage you both to learn how to swim. There's no shame in not knowing how to do something! You never know when having this skill may very well save your life, it's just a good thing to know.
And there is absolutely NO shame in being a virgin. None, whether it be by choice (moral/religious convictions), waiting for the right person, or the opportunity just never presented itself, there's nothing wrong with this. Don't be ashamed! So many young men and women rush into having relations they aren't ready for because things are glamorized, they feel pressured to peers, or they think they're in love and ready, and it really leaves them messed up (I know all about that one). The best things in life are worth waiting for- it's better to wait than to have regrets. *hugs*0 -
I'm an ICU nurse and on night shifts when I have a patient in a single room I'll close the door and let one rip. It's the perfect crime, the patient's asleep and no-one can hear.
On a related note, I hold the record in our house for the worst fart ever smelt. It still makes me laugh when I think about my husband's head turning towards me, eyes front and with absolutely no expression on his face :laugh:0 -
I'm an ICU nurse and on night shifts when I have a patient in a single room I'll close the door and let one rip. It's the perfect crime, the patient's asleep and no-one can hear.
On a related note, I hold the record in our house for the worst fart ever smelt. It still makes me laugh when I think about my husband's head turning towards me, eyes front and with absolutely no expression on his face :laugh:
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I'd never tried rice until 6 months ago, how did I managed 33 years without it0
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Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.
I'm sorry but we will require a video of this. Thank you.0
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