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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
    I have cramps today. I may end up killing someone.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
    Pollen is mother nature's way of raping our noses.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I might have to see my stepsons' mom today. It probably won't go well.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    Who stole my statue?
  • euronorris
    euronorris Posts: 211 Member
    I still don't get it....

    Anyway, I hope the MD decides to shut the office at 5 today.

    Also, I hate Citrix.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
    Why must people check their voicemail on speakerphone? I don't need to know who called you.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Also, I hate Citrix.

    QFT!!!
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
    They seriously couldn't find anyone better to play Javert in the movie adaptation of Les Miserables?
  • xMermaidx
    xMermaidx Posts: 142 Member
    this woman at work said something yesterday that people found funny. since then, i have heard her repeat it to different people a gajillion times. get all the mileage you can, i guess.
    How about the people who hear you say something funny and then repeat it to others like it was their joke and in front of you?
  • baconslave
    baconslave Posts: 6,948 Member
    any time someone brings up pepper spray, i wonder if i can use it as a condiment.

    probably not.

    or could i?

    Actually, my coworkers put pepper spray in their chili


    Random thought: you ever wonder how many bugs you've swallowed by accident?

    Yes. Every time I run. I lose count of how many times I am gagged by frickin gnats. And I do wonder whether or not I should track them. :smile:
  • baconslave
    baconslave Posts: 6,948 Member
    If you are "happy and you know it" can't you just smile or something? Your noisiness and excessive celebration are making other people unhappy. Or at the least disgruntled. Sociopath.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.
  • JustFindingMe
    JustFindingMe Posts: 390 Member
    I feel bad for my peanut, he was a salted.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.

    Sorry, I blew the bell curve (shrug)
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
    I feel bad for my peanut, he was a salted.

    I bet it is emotionally raw
  • waltcote
    waltcote Posts: 372 Member
    I am going to the symphony tonight and since I have lost weight I have NOTHING GOOD to wear!!!! :noway: :sad:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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  • waltcote
    waltcote Posts: 372 Member
    AND I have this zit on my left temple that is just annoying and I keep picking at it!!!! :explode:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.

    Sorry, I blew the bell curve (shrug)

    I find it interesting. He's taking psychology in college and his professor was sharing a study between gamers and non gamers. Their reaction times, vision, etc. The study was done with gamers who only play first person shooter games. The gamers had better vision and reaction times.

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