Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)

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  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,503 Member
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    " NO PAIN................................. NO PAIN"

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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • abuck_13
    abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member
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    Saw this one yesterday and loved it:

    "I may be old, but I saw all the cool bands"
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    I have a T-Rex chasing and eating stick people with the caption "your stick family was delicious".
    People take pictures of it all the time :)
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    I have "I Aim to Misbehave" and "Powered by Firefly" on my truck
  • sheisjames
    sheisjames Posts: 17 Member
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    if you're not a hemorrhoid,
    get off my *kitten*
  • osmium3
    osmium3 Posts: 33
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    "Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You're An Arsehole"*

    That has to be my all-time favorite non-profanity dripping bumper sticker.

    *The final word has been modified to hopefully not run afoul of the rules.
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!

    I need this one
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • eventerchick80
    eventerchick80 Posts: 98 Member
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    "Chaos, Panic, and Disorder-my work here is done."

    "I like the pain, what's your excuse?"
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I have a T-Rex chasing and eating stick people with the caption "your stick family was delicious".
    People take pictures of it all the time :)

    My sister has that too.


    Episode IV comes first: it's just good parenting
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
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    I used to have a dinosaur eating a jesus fish. It was hilarious. Pretty sure a disgruntled xtian ripped it off my car.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    ^ Oh I want this one!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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  • jstavix
    jstavix Posts: 407 Member
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    The bumper stickers currently on my car:

    I'm ashamed of what I did for a klondike bar

    0.0 I don't run

    Sorry for driving so close in front of you

    My other car is a broom

    Those are my favorites :)
  • RUNNING_AMOK_1958
    RUNNING_AMOK_1958 Posts: 268 Member
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    I'VE BEEN SO MISERABLE SINCE YOU LEFT IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
  • RUNNING_AMOK_1958
    RUNNING_AMOK_1958 Posts: 268 Member
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    Oh and this one..... Picture of Jesus fish with "and chips" underneath it.
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
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    A family member of mine has some christian stickers
    "WARNING: In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned!"
    "Do you follow Jesus this close?" :laugh:

    My last car had mostly zombie stickers
    "Zombie outbreak response team"
    "Guns don't kill people, zombies kill people"
    "I don't brake for zombies"
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    My Karma just ran over your Dogma


    Blind Venicians make better Louvers


    Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus


    My other car is also a beater
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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