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fatsis

My favorite is (if talking to a cute 1/4 sioux indian girl....no one in particular, especially not anyone on this site....:indifferent: )

Me: 'So...what's your ancestory? You look like you might have some english, maybe some native american....Do you have any welsh or scottish in you?''

Her: 'I'm not sure...'

Me: 'Well, would you like some?'

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!

(Hmmmm...that might have been a little too far....)

So that was just a line. U insensitive beast.:grumble:

KrisKabob

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LMAO.........your husband sounds hilarious. He reminds me of my brother. My brother says stuff like "....with my cat-like reflexes" :laugh: Goofy (he/we are Italian too)

LMAO... that is SO my husband... he will also say things like "Cause I'm quick like a ninja, baby".

HAhahaaaa!!!

KrisKabob

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

So what happens next.

I just role my eyes... (I want him) hahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LonelyPilgrim

Can I just say that this is not appropriate talk for a weight-loss site?




:smokin:

My boyfriend has hit me with a couple of really good "that's what she said"s

but for the most part he doesn't have a phrase... I'm missing out!

although I have heard (sooooo many times) that he's in better shape than most guys half his age

(which is probably true)

and when I call him "skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny" he's quick to correct me, that "for a runner, I'm actually kind of big...

but yes, he has a six pack..or 8 pack? there's so many damn muscles there.... and he has the jesus lines. mmmmmmmmmm ripped like jesus