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  • AtticusFinch
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    PISTOL
    Tax on spending a penny

    KERRY KATONA
    Irish p*ssy owner

    DOPE CARRIER
    Katie Price's mother

    LONDON UNDERGROUND
    A resistance brotherhood where making eye contact is a sin

    TITIAN
    Classical painting with boobs in it

    WEREWOLF
    Sheep predator playing hide and seek

    TYRANOSAURUS
    Dictator morning after a powerful chilli

    MISCONCEPTION
    A beauty contest for teen Mums

    COCKNEY
    Being a bit like a c0ck

    FETISH
    Sexual peccadillo involving Greek cheese
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    ELBOW
    Spanish violin virtuoso

    iPAD
    State of the art eye bandage

    ORAL SEX
    Radio based porn

    INCENSE
    Angry church perfume

    KREMLIN
    Cute Russian furry creature which mustn't be fed after midnight