Not-so-serious questions for Taso42!

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  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Bry just reminded me, I've been meaning to ask, am I supposed to stand on the scale when I weigh in? As opposed to just stare at it?

    Put it on the counter, stand squarely in front of it, then think of a number.
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    Is it true you were the inspiration behind the Old Spice Guy?
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Can I count beer towards my water intake? I mean... it has water in it, you know.

    Only the first 6 count as water. The rest you must log as beer.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I've been hearing something about 500 calories a day, then barfing, does that work? Can I get to my goal weight of 80 pound that way?

    Amputation is quicker and less painful.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Have you ever shared a Dos Equis with the most interesting man in the world?

    No, I don't believe we've met IRL.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    What's Shakeology?

    The study of shakes. (I stole this one, but it's really the best answer).

    ....I think it was Outersoul who said it, right?
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Do you happen to know the answer to life the universe and everything?
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    When completing a Shake Weight workout, do you really get a squirt in the face and cab fare?

    That's how some people roll. But I prefer to cuddle.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    do you have any nut butter?

    I am never without it.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Is it true you were the inspiration behind the Old Spice Guy?

    I am under contract to deny this.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Do you happen to know the answer to life the universe and everything?

    42
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I'm going to get you for this Bry.....
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    Is your keyboard smoking yet?
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Which is heavier? 5lbs of feathers, or 5 lbs of shakeology?
    I am referring to fat weight rather than scale weight.
  • VanessaFaith
    VanessaFaith Posts: 171 Member
    Hey Taso... Is it true that you can beat up Chuck Norris with your eyes closed and hands tied behind your back, while sitting down??
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Which is heavier? 5lbs of feathers, or 5 lbs of shakeology?
    I am referring to fat weight rather than scale weight.

    and he's also referring to heavier,not to be confused with "weighing more than"....because the two are different you see.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Is your keyboard smoking yet?

    Quit like 6 years ago. But we both light on sometimes on new years eve.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    If a calorie is consumed on MFP, but Taso is not around to observe it, does it count?
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Should I eat my exercise calories?
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    Should I be on a very low calorie diet?

    Can you describe it for me?
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    if i dont eat my exercise calories will i get arrested?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    If I ask questions with double meanings will I always get twice the answers?



    If stupid people never learn of their plight then isn't breeding more dangerous than not eating exercise calories?
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Should I exercise my eat calories?
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Bry just reminded me, I've been meaning to ask, am I supposed to stand on the scale when I weigh in? As opposed to just stare at it?

    Put it on the counter, stand squarely in front of it, then think of a number.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Should I exercise my eat calories?
    I was just about to ask that!! LOL!!!
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    I've been part of a public weight-loss competition for a little while now.... I do not like that we weigh-in at night, because we have eaten that day already and are fully clothed. Obviously this is not our true weight. I normally weigh in the mornings, with no clothes on.

    Even though we weigh-in at a church, do you think it is unbecoming for me to show up in pasties and a thong so that I get a more accurate number on the scale?

    Also, do you think it's against the law to drive there dressed like that?

    What if I need to change my tire on a busy street in front of the town library?

    Can I technically stop in and buy a slurpee at 7-11 if I'm still in my new weigh-in garb?

    Will the slurpee calories count if I don't think about the sugar in it?
  • troy_n
    troy_n Posts: 66 Member
    You must be getting any if you have time to play this game Taos. Would you like goat sent your way?
  • rachmaree
    rachmaree Posts: 782 Member
    How do I join your fan club?
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    When completing a Shake Weight workout, do you really get a squirt in the face and cab fare?

    LOL. I love me some Southpark
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