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  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    Me? a tease?? Nahhh!!

    Ok, I am thinking we're both foodies!! :laugh: :laugh:

    YOURE TEASING ME WITH FOOD... you said you would never use food as a weapon in our Flirtationship... :sad: i feel all empty inside, I think i need a strawbgasm!!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Me? a tease?? Nahhh!!

    Ok, I am thinking we're both foodies!! :laugh: :laugh:

    YOURE TEASING ME WITH FOOD... you said you would never use food as a weapon in our Flirtationship... :sad: i feel all empty inside, I think i need a strawbgasm!!!
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    Ok...umm..........I will have a Slimfast shake for dinner. Better????

    (In this case, SlimFast is code for scrambled eggs, turkey sausage patties and toast)

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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    If this thread keeps going I'm gonna have an OMGIMGONNAPUKEGASM! haha :laugh:

    Multiples?
    With peanut butter no less.
    :bigsmile:

    :noway: I got a very bad visual. :embarassed:

    Do I have to go to timeout.
    :frown:

    Yes! flirtysmile1.gif
    :blushing:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    :love:

    BOOOM!!!

    STRAWBGASM!!!

    that is all!:smooched:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    :love:

    BOOOM!!!

    STRAWBGASM!!!

    that is all!:smooched:
    Ohhhh, good idea!! Except I am chewing spearamint gum. I need to get this minty taste out of my mouth before eating a strawberry or else it will just ruin the experience. :ohwell: :ohwell:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    True Dat:happy:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    I got above 50 here today which put me in a "Summer food" mood.

    So, I am having a "potatosaladgasm" with dinner! :blushing:
  • TROUBLE2
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    I got above 50 here today which put me in a "Summer food" mood.

    So, I am having a "potatosaladgasm" with dinner! :blushing:
    haha I am going to have a Myoplexsportsdrinkgasm tonight because Its chest workout tonight...

    enjoy your potatogasm!!!
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    I am in the middle of a video conference with Engineers from Japan....

    can anyone say BOREGASM.... or putmetosleepgasm
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    I am having a "can'twaitforbedgasm" :yawn:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    I am having a "can'twaitforbedgasm" :yawn:

    did you feed that extra mouth yet? then you may have your bedgasm!!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    I am having a "can'twaitforbedgasm" :yawn:

    did you feed that extra mouth yet? then you may have your bedgasm!!!
    Yes, I had vegetarian chili, rice and cornbread! It was a YUMgasm!! :wink:

    I think the extra mouth is happy! (even though this baby is only the size of a grape! :laugh: )
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    I am having a "can'twaitforbedgasm" :yawn:

    did you feed that extra mouth yet? then you may have your bedgasm!!!
    Yes, I had vegetarian chili, rice and cornbread! It was a YUMgasm!! :wink:

    I think the extra mouth is happy! (even though this baby is only the size of a grape! :laugh: )

    HEY even baby grapes need nutrients...
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    I just had the most delectible, juiciest Orangasm EVER!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    I am eating that fruit that is a cross between a lemon and a plum. Plumongasm???? :huh:

    It's different! But refreshing.:bigsmile:

    I am just taking a break from cleaning. I know!! I should be resting....but the way I see it...if I completely exhaust myself during the day, I should sleep well tonight. RIGHT??

    Right??

    Bueller??




    BUUUUEELLLERRRRRR???????


    *echo*


    *this thing on??*


    :embarassed:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    I am just taking a break from cleaning. I know!! I should be resting....but the way I see it...if I completely exhaust myself during the day, I should sleep well tonight. RIGHT??

    Right??

    Bueller??




    BUUUUEELLLERRRRRR???????

    *this thing on??*
    :embarassed:

    Bueller is not here right now, hes out killing peperoni, but if you leave a message with your name, your number, serial number, how tall you are, and weather youre suseptable to any diseases, he will get back to you as soon as possible....

    but in the mean time.... GET OFF YOUR FEET WOMAN!!!!

    RELAX..... take a deep breath... enhance your calm... take a moment to hug your little munchkin and tell him how great he is and how much you love him and then go sit down in your most comfortable chair and just CHILL!!! OH and have two Plumongasm's and call me in the morning...
  • TROUBLE2
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    I just had an Applegasm... mmmmm macintosh goodness...

    :tongue:

    i think I will go home and have a WINEGASM... what do you think Tam?:happy: :wink:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
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    I just had an Applegasm... mmmmm macintosh goodness...

    :tongue:

    i think I will go home and have a WINEGASM... what do you think Tam?:happy: :wink:

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