Cleanse

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  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    You can't believe everything you read on the internet
    Correct. I only believe reputable sources of information that I find, and they all point out that the master cleanse is a fraud. :drinker:
    But you've never done it yourself so you wouldn't know.
    Why would I, when I can educate myself on the subject beforehand? I've never touched poison ivy before, and don't plan to. I know it's not going to be pleasant. :indifferent:
    Also, shocking though it may seem to some, the internet is not actually the source of all knowledge. Many people have actually had an eduction in the hard sciences, which alone serves to debunk these sorts of myths...

    Yeah, well you don't need any o' that "book lernin'"

    That's what Fox News is for.
    Sadly, being English, I'm denied the educational benefits of that resource...
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Sadly, being English, I'm denied the educational benefits of that resource...
    Wait a minute... does the body cleanse itself the same way on the other side of the Atlantic?
  • unmitigatedbadassery
    unmitigatedbadassery Posts: 653 Member
    I'm not a fan. Personally, I've done it. I saw some weight loss (about 6lbs) almost instantly but it wasn't worth it. A month later I was right back where I started. In my opinion cleansing doesn't really have any benefits to speak of... unless you happen to have a really good book.
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
    Sadly, being English, I'm denied the educational benefits of that resource...
    Wait a minute... does the body cleanse itself the same way on the other side of the Atlantic?

    What? Didn't you ever study geosciences? The toxins spin in the other direction, duh...
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    You can't believe everything you read on the internet
    Correct. I only believe reputable sources of information that I find, and they all point out that the master cleanse is a fraud. :drinker:

    But you've never done it yourself so you wouldn't know.

    never did crystal meth either and aint gonna to say it aint good

    HA!!! Nice!
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Sadly, being English, I'm denied the educational benefits of that resource...
    Wait a minute... does the body cleanse itself the same way on the other side of the Atlantic?

    What? Didn't you ever study geosciences? The toxins spin in the other direction, duh...
    Treesloth, actually that's a myth, toxins have been found to not be affected by the Coriolis force. :P

    ElExGordo, it's obvious that over here we must all have magic cleansing-pixies at the bottom of our gardens. As my body clearly does not require cleansing, there can be no other explanation.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Sadly, being English, I'm denied the educational benefits of that resource...
    Wait a minute... does the body cleanse itself the same way on the other side of the Atlantic?
    What? Didn't you ever study geosciences? The toxins spin in the other direction, duh...
    Treesloth, actually that's a myth, toxins have been found to not be affected by the Coriolis force. :P

    ElExGordo, it's obvious that over here we must all have magic cleansing-pixies at the bottom of our gardens. As my body clearly does not require cleansing, there can be no other explanation.
    Curses! I knew it! George Washington was right!
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