Will I be alright?

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

So I decided I was hungry and cooked my microwaveable frozen meal. It said cook for 2 minutes and 30 seconds on high. So I did that. Then immediately took it out and ate it, without reading the remaining instructions. It told me to let it stand in the microwave for 1 to 2 minutes. :mad: I totally forgot that!!! Will this kill me?







P.S. You just wasted time reading this. :flowerforyou:

CaptainGordo

You should be fine, except for any possible mouth burning.

You didn't add any salt, did you?

adjones5

Don't know that if you eat microwaveable meals with all of those chemicals and dead babies in them your head will explode?

CaptainGordo

Also, you've been here for a while now. Time to get a profile pic, so that people take you seriously.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

No, no salt added. It was processed food though.... :indifferent:

lrbarrett

Lol, ha ha, funny

ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll

I heard if you don't wait the recommended 1-2 minutes before eating that it adds an extra 237 calories.

Carl01

Did you pull off the plastic cover before you ate it...if you did all is okay.
If not then you will die a painful and horrible death.

Hope this helps.

benzzito

are you kidding me ? :happy:

Secret_Agent_007

I'm wondering who the eff dresses you in the morning.

WarriorMom2012

All those molecules being displaced and you didn't let it sit. Your brain is currently being melted from the middle out. You should be dead by tomorrow morning. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you...

california_peach

Yes

CaptainGordo

Did it have meat?

Moofey2

You troll

_binary_jester_

So I decided I was hungry and cooked my microwaveable frozen meal. It said cook for 2 minutes and 30 seconds on high. So I did that. Then immediately took it out and ate it, without reading the remaining instructions. It told me to let it stand in the microwave for 1 to 2 minutes. :mad: I totally forgot that!!! Will this kill me?







P.S. You just wasted time reading this. :flowerforyou:

If you don't let the food rest, it expands in your stomach until you look like:

WickedMouse

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Yes, there was meat in it. But, high fructose corn syrup isn't mentioned in the ingredients. I think I'm safe.

SinIsIn

You will probably get the runs.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

You troll

Name calling is not acceptable in the forums. Bully.

♥Faerie♥

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

You will probably get the runs.

That's cool. I could use a nice jog this afternoon.

CaptainGordo

Yes, there was meat in it. But, high fructose corn syrup isn't mentioned in the ingredients. I think I'm safe.

Meat?!

Enjoy your bloodfest, MURDERERER!

infamousmk

What price did you pay for your microwave meal?

killagb

Yes, there was meat in it. But, high fructose corn syrup isn't mentioned in the ingredients. I think I'm safe.

Hopefully it wasn't your meat.

SinIsIn

You will probably get the runs.

That's cool. I could use a nice jog this afternoon.

LOL, no but really, so long as it wasn't after Midnight... you're fine.

odusgolp

/burp....

Excuse me.

CaptainGordo

Yes, there was meat in it. But, high fructose corn syrup isn't mentioned in the ingredients. I think I'm safe.

Hopefully it wasn't your meat.

(whispers)I read in another thread that he doesn't weigh his meat.

Silverkittycat

as long as there's no carbs or sugar in it, you're good.

manderson27

I have read all of this thread and found it jolly interesting.

<Note to self> must get a life...sooon

ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll

Yes, there was meat in it. But, high fructose corn syrup isn't mentioned in the ingredients. I think I'm safe.

Hopefully it wasn't your meat.

(whispers)I read in another thread that he doesn't weigh his meat.

If he DID weigh his meat, does he weigh it soft or hard? It must weigh more hard.

ilookthetype

Ya know, at one point this kind of looks like "the Silence"