Ladies your prayers have been answered

Monti_e_lmt

You look like you weigh less than me....

You look like I could toss you around with one arm!

Heck to the yes :blushing:

Elf_Princess1210

I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

Assuming you can FIT through the door with that puffed up ego of yours. Mommy isn't always right, you know.

elenathegreat

Wow - nice responses.

Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Monti_e_lmt

You look like you weigh less than me....

You look like I could toss you around with one arm!

Can you even move your arms?

Don't make me angry... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

It's too late, I think you're cute and funny! (=

^ Agreed :blushing: wow! I am a sucker for arms and chests

Elf_Princess1210

I........hahahahs.......cAnt.......Bwahahaha......BREATHE.....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Monti_e_lmt

I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

And your ego can fill the whole universe.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Agreed

Monti_e_lmt

Women love confidence but hate arrogance. How do you know the difference? You read this thread. That's how.

Thanks for jumping on that grenade bro!

ps <---THIS is a smile!

^ Agreed, and a cute one at that :happy:

Monti_e_lmt

Awww everyone is being so mean. OP, I think you're cute and sexy... and I'm a straight dude... so even if the ladies don't want your oily body, rest assured that men do...

at first I was like then I was like :huh: Now I'm like :noway:

^ IM ROLLING

Monti_e_lmt

"I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

OMG you are killing me XD :laugh:

Monti_e_lmt

I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:

:noway: :laugh:

Monti_e_lmt

I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

They make blow up dolls that talk now?!?! awesome

:laugh: BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :noway: I think I peed myself XD

Monti_e_lmt

I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:

I think that may be herpes.............

:laugh: BEST reply

Monti_e_lmt

Wow - nice responses.

Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

Yeah! Y'all oughtta be ashamed of yourselves. Now I demand that each and every one of you post a 250 word post apologizing for your meanie-meanness, detailing what you have learned from this experience and pledging never ever ever again to be such meanie mcmeansters ever.

Most of you probably won't do this since you are awful, terrible, cruel inhuman humans who delight in the callous brutalization of this tender sweet inmnocent who came to us with the best of intentions and is now assuredly weeping in a closet somewhere because you're all such meanies!

Those of you who do will show that you are enlightened souls capable of true grace and love and I will serenade you on my lute later.

For shame!!

That reminded me of an eminem song which that boy is probably cranking right now if he's thinks himself a wanksta, or christine agulara if he's in the glee crowd, or if he is emo probably stone sour. Either way hope he isn't reading this.

Monti_e_lmt

my boobs make men cry...

Your boobs make ME cry.

MY boobs make ME cry :sad: OH :noway: you meant in a good way never mind :embarassed:

Monti_e_lmt

Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................

you just earned points for quoting The Help I love that movie

Monti_e_lmt

I've been told my farts can clear a room and that my lazy eye is creepy, but you don't see me braggin.

rotflmao

Scott613

albarez22

hahaha!

MILICA1986

I like you

FlyByJuly

I've been told that my flash-light can light up a room, my under-floor-heating can warm your soles, what you talkin' 'bout Willis?!

You've just won my !