Ladies your prayers have been answered
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My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)
My jock is in the mail (its big too).
Unwashed he hopes....0 -
I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?
If your wallet can pay their bills, you might have a shot.
Totally Lights my room and warms me with my electric bill being paid Yo
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I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?
Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:
giving you tingles in the dingles ???0 -
I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?
They make blow up dolls that talk now?!?! awesome0 -
"I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P
Now THIS! I can get in to.0 -
I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?0
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"I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P
Now THIS! I can get in to.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya!0 -
I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty......... And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?
*Sigh* Ok, I have to take one for the team again and evaluate these claims? Man. The things I do for MFP...0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
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I think you may be on the wrong site sorry. The free dating site is plenty of fish (at least it was when I was single).0
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Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
:flowerforyou:
That's all I really wanted - a flower.
And single malt scotch.0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
I assumed it was someone setting up a joke and seeing what punchlines we could come up with?
If not I pray for our future :huh:0 -
I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?
If your wallet can pay their bills, you might have a shot.
LOVE THIS! HAHA0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
I assumed it was someone setting up a joke and seeing what punchlines we could come up with?
If not I pray for our future :huh:
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I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?
Girl crush right here ^^^^0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
I assumed it was someone setting up a joke and seeing what punchlines we could come up with?
Well, damn. If that's the case then I missed out on the fun.If not I pray for our future :huh:
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Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.
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ive missed too much of this thread to comment..
so umm.. hi?0 -
Well gosh...you totally asked for all these responses Genius. I think you've mistaken this site for FB or some similar primary social network.
Uhmmmm....next.....0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
Yeah! Y'all oughtta be ashamed of yourselves. Now I demand that each and every one of you post a 250 word post apologizing for your meanie-meanness, detailing what you have learned from this experience and pledging never ever ever again to be such meanie mcmeansters ever.
Most of you probably won't do this since you are awful, terrible, cruel inhuman humans who delight in the callous brutalization of this tender sweet inmnocent who came to us with the best of intentions and is now assuredly weeping in a closet somewhere because you're all such meanies!
Those of you who do will show that you are enlightened souls capable of true grace and love and I will serenade you on my lute later.
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If you light up a room, you just might be my prayers.....Lower electric bill!!!!0
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Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.
You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole." 0 -
250 word post...there I did it!0
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Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.
You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole."
You're starting to grow on me.0 -
my boobs make men cry...0
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Mate if you had have said you had a deep, seductive aussie accent and you had size 15 feet you might be in with a chance.
but as we say in Australia...
Give yerself an uppercut ya wanka!
Cheers0
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