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YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN...:

chubzee
chubzee Posts: 104
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
You dance and it makes the band skip.

You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You disappear and they have to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

You could sell shade.

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  • ma9321
    ma9321 Posts: 227 Member
    Okay, I got a chuckle outta this one!

    Thanks for the laugh.
  • angelascott919
    angelascott919 Posts: 178
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks i needed that
  • jocelyne2
    jocelyne2 Posts: 271 Member
    ahahaha too funny !!!! Thanks needed a good laugh lol
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    You pull your pants down to your ankles and your *kitten* is still in them.
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Your belly arrives in the room before you do!
  • chubzee
    chubzee Posts: 104
    lol good one !!!:laugh: toots99 and gtogirl
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    You can start a fire just from the friction of your jeans rubbing together at the thighs!
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    :laugh:
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