If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy

chubzee

If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

I'm out of chocolate and I have a gun. :explode:

Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow they may cancel your Visa. :noway:

Everyone who diets gains in the end.

I am not fat, I am calorically gifted.

Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first. :ohwell:

You are overweight if you are living beyond your seams. :sick:

Diet and exercise to fight hazardous waists. :grumble:

The Joy of Not Cooking :drinker:

Exercise, eat right and die anyway. :sad:

BrenNew

If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

I'm out of chocolate and I have a gun. :explode:

Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow they may cancel your Visa. :noway:

Everyone who diets gains in the end.

I am not fat, I am calorically gifted.

Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first. :ohwell:

You are overweight if you are living beyond your seams. :sick:

Diet and exercise to fight hazardous waists. :grumble:

The Joy of Not Cooking :drinker:

Exercise, eat right and die anyway. :sad:

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Some really good ones! :laugh:
My very favorite was the last one! Unfortunately, it's sooooooo true! Almost doesn't seem worth it to eat right and get exercise! Though, I SURE do like the way I look AFTER all these months of dieting and exercising, so, I guess it IS worth it! :happy:
Thanks for the morning chuckles!

chubzee

Thanks BrenNew !
I love to make people laugh! :laugh:

naugustyniak

Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first. :ohwell:

I always do this one :laugh: :laugh: