A Texas Wife

memaw66

A Texas Wife
> > >
> > > Three men married wives from different states.
> > >
> > > The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told
> > > her that she was to do the
> > > dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
> > > the third day,
> > > he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
> > > away.
> > >
> > > The second man married a woman from Missouri .
> > > He gave his wife orders that
> > > she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
> > > first day he
> > > didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
> > > better. By the third
> > > day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and
> > > there was a huge
> > > dinner on the table.
> > >
> > > The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered
> > > her to keep the house
> > > cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
> > > meals on the
> > > table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't
> > > see anything,
> > > the
> > > second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
> > > some of the swelling
> > > had gone down and he could see a little out of his left
> > > eye, and his arm was
> > > healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load
> > > the
> > > dishwasher.
>

tabchanges

PERFECT. :laugh:

TamTastic

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: was his name Max?????

memaw66

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: was his name Max?????

Or Dave???

pipinana

LOLOLOLOL!!!

hartkid13

Ha ha ha. That's the true story on Texas women. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

memaw66

Ha ha ha. That's the true story on Texas women. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I know, that's why I love it!! While I do all of those things for my husband, I do them because I WANT TO not because he TELLS ME TO!! If he TOLD me to do them, he would be hurting just the same!!!

Memaw