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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Roger15ZRoger15Z Posts: 93Member Member Posts: 93Member Member
    I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water, or a human leg so it says lol
  • mkculsmkculs Posts: 317Member Member Posts: 317Member Member
    Today I'm between a Chihuahua and a human skin. Ugh. Reminds me of the day we first got the newspaper after moving to Milwaukee--the day the Dahmer story broke. I hope I move on to the newborn stage soon. I love newborns!!
  • HostageCatHostageCat Posts: 468Member Member Posts: 468Member Member
    Well I did lose the worlds largest ball of tape but I gained a bit last year so right now it's all the fats and oils an average American eats in a year, but working my way back and hoping i might lose a bit extra and get close to a newborn calf :)
  • brneydgrliebrneydgrlie Posts: 464Member Member Posts: 464Member Member
    I’ve lost an automobile tire, 2 Chihuahuas, and a Guinea Pig! LOL!
  • erniewebbiiierniewebbiii Posts: 1,100Member Member Posts: 1,100Member Member
    1JenMilam wrote: »
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    A male's penis weighing more than his heart ... probably way more than our brains, too!
  • RedStickdadRedStickdad Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    i have lost -10 dozen large eggs
  • gabi_texanmomgabi_texanmom Posts: 160Member Member Posts: 160Member Member
    LOL - i've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs!
  • workinonit1956workinonit1956 Posts: 1,029Member Member Posts: 1,029Member Member
    Oh dear, I’m up to an average human leg :neutral:
  • jaxsmama123jaxsmama123 Posts: 165Member Member Posts: 165Member Member
    I've lost an automobile tire!!

    Hoping to lose a mid size microwave :)
  • jdubois5351jdubois5351 Posts: 462Member Member Posts: 462Member Member
    As of today, I've lost a cinder block.
  • TeresaW1020TeresaW1020 Posts: 804Member Member Posts: 804Member Member
    an elephants heart
  • sarahlucindacsarahlucindac Posts: 235Member Member Posts: 235Member Member
    I’ve lost an elephant heart! Cool :)
  • poisonessepoisonesse Posts: 308Member Member Posts: 308Member Member
    OH, I never saw this before, and it's a HOOT! I'm between a sperm whale's brain and a car tire! I always visualized it by 5 pound sugar bags... I've lost 3 1/2 bags of sugar. But a sperm whale's brain is a lot more visual! ROFL
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 588Member Member Posts: 588Member Member
    I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Bald Eagle :(
  • Mez0205Mez0205 Posts: 5Member Member Posts: 5Member Member
    I lost a newborn calf :D
  • John772016John772016 Posts: 50Member, Premium Member Posts: 50Member, Premium Member
    I lost approximately 10 average housecats
  • knavarro2015knavarro2015 Posts: 15Member Member Posts: 15Member Member
    Who was the guy who weighed that elephant's penis???? So funny! I've lost a toddler! :)
  • thegreatcoyotethegreatcoyote Posts: 50Member Member Posts: 50Member Member
    I've never seen this. It's hilarious!
  • 12Sarah201512Sarah2015 Posts: 1,061Member Member Posts: 1,061Member Member
    A human head.. Gross!
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