WOW! Some good relationship advice for everyone!
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Yeah, much better than mine... *hangs his head in shame*don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
Almost as good as the douche boat thing I saw earlier.
CANOE!!! it's a douche canoe!0 -
Yeah, much better than mine... *hangs his head in shame*don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
Almost as good as the douche boat thing I saw earlier.
That's okay, my fish one wasn't very funny, I had to take my surf to turf.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Wow....Im gonna teach you something that I have always taught my kids. Never ASSume anything, It just makes you look like an *kitten*!!!!!!
Seems as though you are just a tad jealous of her being able to wear those cute red panties. Hating is not a pretty trait.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Did somebody run out of batteries? Happiness = sex0 -
Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.
What a concept!
:flowerforyou:
Bitter?
Lmao, exactly what i thought.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
wait wait wait lady
are you saying that, on a website meant to help people change the shape of their body, which encourages keeping a visual record of physical changes by periodically taking progress photos... that the color of your underwear is a secret message telling people that your progress and accomplishments dont matter, and that you are simply a desperate woman with no morals?
Well, I can tell by your profile picture, that you are old and therefore republican and therefore the reason why i cant get healthcare.
If you're right in your assumptions, then Im right in mine.
ETA: in other words... you're being ridiculous.
HAHA **** like this is why I sent a FR0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!0 -
Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.
What a concept!
:flowerforyou:
I can just Google it! Or better yet, ask a 15 yr old on Yahoo Answers.
I've seen some of those questions. Clueless 15 year olds lol
I usually just like to "Aske Jeeves". He seems pretty legit.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!
What she said was a bunch Abalone! <--- running on empty here....0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!
What she said was a bunch Abalone! <--- running on empty here....
join the Chub!0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Assume the position ... your profile references the "weight on your knees".
LMAO!0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!
What she said was a bunch Abalone! <--- running on empty here....
Just hang with the rest of the grouper and you will find more inspiration0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!
What she said was a bunch Abalone! <--- running on empty here....
Just hang with the rest of the grouper and you will find more inspiration
Thanks for the support. I was afraid I might Clam up. So now back to our regularly scheduled program...0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
No, no. Asshat means wearing your *kitten* as a hat. Doesn't it?0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!
What she said was a bunch Abalone! <--- running on empty here....
Just hang with the rest of the grouper and you will find more inspiration
Just Roe on over here and we'll take another Angler at it.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!
What she said was a bunch Abalone! <--- running on empty here....
Just hang with the rest of the grouper and you will find more inspiration
Thanks for the support. I was afraid I might Clam up. So now back to our regularly scheduled program...
psst...Eel say anything in order to talk to pretty girls.0 -
Yeah, much better than mine... *hangs his head in shame*don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
Almost as good as the douche boat thing I saw earlier.
CANOE!!! it's a douche canoe!
s**t you beat me to it....we Canucks know all about the douche canoe.0 -
Soooo I left for lunch and just got back. Read through this entire thread.
CAN - NOT- STOP- LAUGHING!0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
@yoovie....post this on Wikipedia STAT...it will therefore make it 99.99% true and irrefutable.0
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