Wives/Girlfriends and Gentlemens Clubs......

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  • DaveJ_43
    DaveJ_43 Posts: 139 Member
    I would try it. Simply because she asked, and asked again. Go have some fun!

    Good luck!
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    I can relate to your wife. I'm the jealous type and I'd be more than willing to go with my husband to a strip club. Know why? Strippers aren't a real threat. If you go together be prepared to hear her degrade them for being ugly, overweight, having cellulite, having fake boobs, seeming trashy, etc.

    Also, be prepared to fork over 2 consecutive lap dances for her with the one girl she seems to admire and NEVER buy one for yourself. Just watch her when she's receiving lap dances or let her buy you one... that way there's no reason to fight about it.

    Another way to get on her good side? After you buy her 2 consecutive lap dances from her favorite stripper tell her that you're so turned on from seeing her enjoy herself that you want to go home and get busy immediately (this also keeps you from being in the dog house for inadvertantly staying too long). You'll make her feel like a million and avoid catastrophe.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Sounds like a trap to me.

    I don't consider myself a jealous person. I mean, yes, if he's "hanging out" with some chick I don't know without me that's going to be a problem. But if we're walking through the mall and he notices someone who is attractive.. Well, chances are that I noticed it first and pointed it out. But at the same time, there's a balance. If either one of us sees someone that makes us want to cry or laugh or hurl, that's pointed out too. But it's probably because we both like women. I'm not threatened by other women because I know he'd rather see ME with another chick than be with one himself.

    Personally, I love going to the strip club with my fiance. It's not often, but we always have a lot of fun. Some nights it's the B Team and we just sit back and judge. Other nights it's the A Team and he hands me a wad of singles to go have fun with.

    Maybe tell her that SHE should go. Have a girls night or something and see if she likes it. If she wants to go back, you'd love to take her because you want to make her happy. Don't just be like "*kitten* YEAH I WANNA GO!" Try to approach it like, "if that's what YOU really want to do.." but you may want to ask her why she wants to go in the first place. Act like you have no interest in going and make it all about her wanting to go. She might have a great time. Strippers love women.

    DO NOT TELL HER IF YOU KNOW WHERE THE GOOD CLUB IS. Tell her you're going to ask your friends for a place to go or something. And DO NOT tell her you think it's a trap. If it IS, in fact, a trap.. You're digging a deeper hole.
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    I can relate to your wife. I'm the jealous type and I'd be more than willing to go with my husband to a strip club. Know why? Strippers aren't a real threat. If you go together be prepared to hear her degrade them for being ugly, overweight, having cellulite, having fake boobs, seeming trashy, etc.

    Also, be prepared to fork over 2 consecutive lap dances for her with the one girl she seems to admire and NEVER buy one for yourself. Just watch her when she's receiving lap dances or let her buy you one... that way there's no reason to fight about it.

    Another way to get on her good side? After you buy her 2 consecutive lap dances from her favorite stripper tell her that you're so turned on from seeing her enjoy herself that you want to go home and get busy immediately (this also keeps you from being in the dog house for inadvertantly staying too long). You'll make her feel like a million and avoid catastrophe.

    LOL. This was really good advice! I have a lot of girlfriends who set "traps"....this is probably the best way to still get to go and avoid the trap.
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    it's not like I haven't THOUGHT it was a trap but, she's brought it up a few times and usually after she has a couple of drinks so, I know her inhibitions are a little less when she says it. But, I always blow it off and think "oh, she's just buzzin and talkin crap" Maybe we'll just have to seriously talk about it and give it a try. I've passed trap tests before...as long as I mind my own and give her most of the attention even in the club...might work out.

    Okay...this accompanied with the other comment about the porn thing tells me she definitely wants to go see naked women. Take her...but take her for her. You don't get to do anything but watch her. :)
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    A cheat and a crackhead, tough act to follow, bar murdering her mother and shaggin' her sister feel free to do as you please
    Best answer yet!
  • laura_lynn66
    laura_lynn66 Posts: 175
    "ewwww" and "weird'...that's all I got
  • philOHIO
    philOHIO Posts: 520 Member
    I think your wife's inner lesbian is about to come out!
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I enjoy strip clubs, in fact the husband and I are going to one on Monday for happy hour.
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    that sounds like a trap......

    I agree
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    ok, here's the deal....My wife has mentioned several times over the course of the past few months that we should get a sitter for the kiddos and go to a strip club. What does that mean?

    A little wifey background....she's the jealous type, if I comment about how another woman looks, it better be a derogatory comment or I'm in the doghouse for a day or two. So, I don't get it......who's going to get in more trouble at a strip club....me or her?

    Interesting. Ask her why she wants to go? Do you go on your own from time to time? I went to one with my boyfriend a few years ago. We were on vacation in Key West, had a few drinks and yea it was fun! But I'm not the jealous type.
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    She likely wants you to take her because she wants to see exactly what goes on there with her own eyes. Especially if you have ever told her stories about your participation in going to one. If you decide to take her, you are going to have to be oblivious to your surroundings and only see what she points out to you. She may tell you she doesn't care who turns on the oven to preheat it as long as she gets to cook in it, but that's a straight up lie!
    I've been to strip clubs with ex boyfriends, with girlfriends ( just friends who are girls ) that work there. I would NEVER want to go with my husband because I am the jealous type. The second I see him being excited by another woman, no matter how much I'd tell him it didn't bother me, it would. It would eat away at me, and in the end we would have ww3.

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