Coffee Enemas

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do we let the dog have some bacon?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    How can we eat bacon without sharing it with the dog?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?

    You mean you don't just want me for my body?
  • Katbody10
    Katbody10 Posts: 369 Member
    Umm... wow .. why? I've only had one enema given to me in my life .. it was to "clean me out" while I was in labor .. and because I'm so regular .. there was nothing to clean out .. :laugh: Instead .. I just had to hold it in until I couldn't anymore and let it explode out .. yeah.. that felt great! (nope .. it didn't)


    oh yeah .. that's what I'd want to willingly do to myself every morning .. NOT :laugh:

    Please don't do this to yourself ..
  • peckish_pomegranate
    peckish_pomegranate Posts: 242 Member
    MFP, why you so stuck on the idea that you need to put things up your butt to be healthy? I swear to god it's like I see an enema or "cleanse" thread every other week.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Someone recommended vodka with my enemas....bacon sounds more delicious ! Wait....vodka, bacon and coffee and green tea enemas....perfection LOL.....I apologize to all who thought I was serious and tried to offer some legitimate help. I have a warped sense of humor and those posts were the funniest to me.

    I'm off to work now....thanks for the laughs and have great all.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Have you noticed that only a couple people noticed the bacon?
  • FinallyDoingMe
    FinallyDoingMe Posts: 84 Member
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    LMFAO...perfect!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?

    You mean you don't just want me for my body?

    Isn't it always about the bacon?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?

    You mean you don't just want me for my body?

    Isn't it always about the bacon?
    What if I clothe myself in bacon?
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    BACON - good.

    COFFEE ENEMAS - bad.

    That is all..........now get back to work!!!!

    bacon_roses.jpg
  • birdieandkenadi05
    birdieandkenadi05 Posts: 71 Member
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^LMAO!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!! :noway: :noway: :huh:
  • eyeshuh
    eyeshuh Posts: 333
    Someone recommended vodka with my enemas....bacon sounds more delicious ! Wait....vodka, bacon and coffee and green tea enemas....perfection LOL.....I apologize to all who thought I was serious and tried to offer some legitimate help. I have a warped sense of humor and those posts were the funniest to me.

    I'm off to work now....thanks for the laughs and have great all.

    Oh, thank god. I thought those were serious responses and it made me fear for humanity.
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    psuLemon Posts: 38,420 MFP Moderator
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